The best advance

Yea you never heard about it because its so slow its not worth talking about!

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The people in my cool book
1.Thunderfall
2.Stellar
3.SunTzu
4.Blitz
5.Håkan
6.Warlord56
7.scorch
8.vladmir_illych_lenin
 
No his horse just fell in some quicksand and he had to stop at the nearest town to buy another one but they only had camels!
so he bought one but It would not go where he wanted it to go!
so he tried to pull it but it just spit on his shoes and ran off!
so he had to walk there to deliver the mail!
but he did not watch his step and fell in quicksand himself!
so now the ruler of the zulus still thinks he has a huge army ready to defend against invaders!

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The people in my cool book
1.Thunderfall
2.Stellar
3.SunTzu
4.Blitz
5.Håkan
6.Warlord56
7.scorch
8.vladmir_illych_lenin

[This message has been edited by vanillacube (edited December 31, 2000).]
 
We really hate the zulus don't we?
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Every game i've played to date had the zulu tribe in it, and they're always so powerful.

It went like this:
My mighty Roman legions crushed their puny horsemen, and only one person survived, this zulu punk who rode on a donkey. Don't ask me how he survived. He rode away, but his donkey kicked him off. Then his donkey went to a bar and got drunk and started running into trees and eventually died. Then the zulu messenger had to go to the bathroom but fell into the outhouse
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. He walked to the gates of Mpondo but they didn't recognize him because he was covered in you know what. They shot him because he was causing civil disorder from his stench. They still thought they had a great army.

They only had 1 horsemen unit left, and they all had to go to the bathroom. Our Roman diplomats rigged the outhouses, and they all fell in, and when they arrived in Mpondo, they were all shot!

The end
 
Oh man, you deserve a pulitzer for that one.
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Funny stuff.

In Civ 3 the Americans need a unit called 'Deranged Postman'. Heavily armed, mentally unstable. May be destroyed after attacking, can make paradrops, ignores city walls, submarine advantages/disadvantages, treats all squares as roads.....

 
compressed pepper spray can gives him a 4 or 5 fp(or whatever it is
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[This message has been edited by stellar converter (edited January 01, 2001).]
 
Originally posted by vladmir_illych_lenin:
We really hate the zulus don't we? <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gif" border=0>
Every game i've played to date had the zulu tribe in it, and they're always so powerful.

It went like this:
My mighty Roman legions crushed their puny horsemen, and only one person survived, this zulu punk who rode on a donkey. Don't ask me how he survived. He rode away, but his donkey kicked him off. Then his donkey went to a bar and got drunk and started running into trees and eventually died. Then the zulu messenger had to go to the bathroom but fell into the outhouse <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/cwm8.gif" border=0>. He walked to the gates of Mpondo but they didn't recognize him because he was covered in you know what. They shot him because he was causing civil disorder from his stench. They still thought they had a great army.

They only had 1 horsemen unit left, and they all had to go to the bathroom. Our Roman diplomats rigged the outhouses, and they all fell in, and when they arrived in Mpondo, they were all shot!

The end
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What a S***-e story



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The people in my cool book
1.Thunderfall
2.Stellar
3.SunTzu
4.Blitz
5.Håkan
6.Warlord56
7.scorch
8.vladmir_illych_lenin
 
therez a hellajuallya of stuff they need in civ3, firtsly, the wonder of ABC, it makes it so the public makes comunism look really bad, and the US can do anything they like, and still ook like th egood guys.....
also, the disaster called, "iloveyou" and it makes all your researchlabs non effective for that turn coz some dumbass decided to open it. then it also makes them ineffective for the next turn, coz another dumbass decided to open it. ****in pentagon bastards.

also, the wonder of "televison" which makes all libarlys obslte, coz everyone has their face glued to the box, rather than reading a book.

PS, vladmir and VC are funny, 50 ots eavh
 
Good Ones.
Originally posted by scorch:
therez a hellajuallya of stuff they need in civ3, firtsly, the wonder of ABC, it makes it so the public makes comunism look really bad, and the US can do anything they like, and still ook like th egood guys.....
also, the disaster called, "iloveyou" and it makes all your researchlabs non effective for that turn coz some dumbass decided to open it. then it also makes them ineffective for the next turn, coz another dumbass decided to open it. ****in pentagon bastards.

also, the wonder of "televison" which makes all libarlys obslte, coz everyone has their face glued to the box, rather than reading a book.

PS, vladmir and VC are funny, 50 ots eavh
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I like railroads myself. It let's me put my troops right up their waazu!!


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What about the wonder of Internet? It makes your citizens eat less food because they aren't doing anything! At the same time, production in the fields increases because the rising nerd population programs robots to do it for them!

WELCOME TO PAGE THREE!

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Answer me these questions three: How long was the 7 years war?

What Louis came after Louis the 3rd?

How many metric gallons in a furlong?

[This message has been edited by Cunobelin Of Hippo (edited January 02, 2001).]
 
It depends what time you are in. In the beginning, I try for Literacy to build the Great Library. This can be extremely helpful until the discovery of electricity. After that, Railroads are helpful.
 
Ahhh!
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It's Shaka Zulu himself! AHHHHH! Maybe he'll read some of the messages we posted dissing the Zulu civ-I mean the....
Any ways, welcome to the discussion forum!
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What do you mean vlad? We didn't write any nasty stuff about Shaka of the Zulus. What we DID laugh at is the Zulu tribe under OTHER leaders and Shaka of the Carthaginians! Sorry for any confusion on my doings
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Consider a career in Hippo Taming.
 
Originally posted by vladmir_illych_lenin:
No, Shaka of the Chinese. I'm Blackinese!
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There's a Tiger Woods joke in there somewhere.....

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"I would not mind you in my head" said Lews Therin, "if you were not so clearly mad."
 
I have found in lan games that magnetism is extremely useful and cheaky:
1. Good exploration, transporting etc
2. Cannons on ships before the -usually- have (or more usually, before they implement musketeers). Frigates can get your diplomats in to get tech off the human player or to land troopers or just to pound the city and allow the troopers a free lunch.

Apart from flight does one tech really give such an edge over backward opponents in a realistic sense -you will not have automobile if they have only got pikemen (hopefully your opponent is not in a coma).

 
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