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Thread reply 1400. Turn 174. 580AD.

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Yes sir, now it looks like my last turn in first place....

That's not a screen, it's a wooden block I have in front of my forehead... :)
Thaaat's why you're known as blockhead. Now I understand. I thought you were a big Charlie Brown fan....

May I enquire what the Mayan warrior is doing marching across Chinese land?
That silly Warrior. He had heard the news that you had naval transports in our waters, had just placed two cities on our borders North of Exotic Persa, stationed a Cav unit in the Forest next to our town, and that there were possibly Chinese pirates of our NW shores. In traveling North to talk with our good friends the Persians, he is making a vain attempt to find Chinese diplomats and become peacemaker. Please excuse his arrogance. The last note in his communique was that he didn't understand why you had named all your towns as Exotic. The area was fair too over-developed to be exotic.

Again, the Mayans beg the forgiveness of our hot pink neighbors.

gps to Calis.
 

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That silly Warrior. He had heard the news that you had naval transports in our waters, had just placed two cities on our borders North of Exotic Persa, stationed a Cav unit in the Forest next to our town, and that there were possibly Chinese pirates of our NW shores. In traveling North to talk with our good friends the Persians, he is making a vain attempt to find Chinese diplomats and become peacemaker. Please excuse his arrogance. The last note in his communique was that he didn't understand why you had named all your towns as Exotic. The area was fair too over-developed to be exotic.

Again, the Mayans beg the forgiveness of our hot pink neighbors.

Hmmm, the Chinese suspect some sarcasm in that apology!

The Mayan warrior is welcome to roam through China and into Persian territory, just make sure he keeps moving!

You paint a picture of Chinese aggression; surely we have proved our pacific intentions by now? Those vessels in Mayan waters are empty and indeed have written permission to explore Mayan waters.

That single cav unit is simply making its merry way to protect Chinese settlers and workers from those ghastly barbarians. It happens to be on the Mayan border by chance and for one turn only. It's not on Mayan soil and offers no threat to the Mayan peoples.

One city has been placed on Mayan borders and no more more border cities will follow. Chinese settlers are just making sure the great nation receives its fair share in the great continent land grab. No aggression is intended, but the Chinese won't shirk when it comes to protecting Chinese interests. :salute:

The Chinese do not engage in piracy, they have no need.

Oh, and all of the 'Exotic' Chinese cities are indeed exotic to the Chinese who have previously been confined to their small island.
 
Hmmm, the Chinese suspect some sarcasm in that apology!
:D Hey, you must have had your intelligence agancy on that one. Sarcasm is a Mayan invention. We developed the art into its present form. Just take a look at our calendar! ;)

The Mayan warrior is welcome to roam through China and into Persian territory, just make sure he keeps moving!
Thank you!

Oh, and all of the 'Exotic' Chinese cities are indeed exotic to the Chinese who have previously been confined to their small island.
Hey, you live on a good-sized island. We should call you the Wabbits, not the Chinese...

gps to Calis.
 
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The Emperor of Sumaria cordially invites you to the opening party for the summer palace in Marad. Marvel at the luxury and enjoy the best of Sumerian hospitality.

gps
 
That palace got finished just in time for the return of the summer in Europe, it seems. No pressing state affairs to look after at the moment, so we accept the invitation thankfully! :goodjob:

GPS to Tom, 175e
 
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, yeah. I know that you call me a "Wascally Wabbit", you say your R's like your W's, that's a really bad habit! It's room not womb, trees not twees, you replace so many R's, I thought you was Chinese! You're so stuck on yourself, I'll call you Elmer's Glue, I got you some coffee, one lump or two?
Elmer Fudd: Two?
[Bugs bashes a mallet on his head two times]
Elmer Fudd: I'm sowwy, fewwas, but I'm a vegetawian. I just hunt for the sport of it. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Bugs: Oh, yeah? Well, there's other sport besides huntin', ya know!
Daffy: Anyone for tennis?
[Elmer shoots Daffy]
Daffy: Nice game!

gps to Calis. :D
 
Congrats, Lanzelot. You're just teasing us, right?

All three have their head up high.... :dunno: Are you the first one?

gps to Calis.
 
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