Signor. Massimo Provoluzzi, the Il Capo for the powerful Provolone Family, had been around in the arms industry, casino and human trafficking since the very origins of corrupzione in Japanatica, running Casinos, provoking the Tugela diamond raid (almost like the Dr. Jameson raid in 1896 for the Kimberley/Bloemfontein mines in South Africa, against the Boer Oranien Frei Staat). The Provolones also had heavy interests in the diamond business in Hairando, and was bootlegging some wine from Shorin Ryu. The Provolones had traditionally been a very shadowy family, but had been working profitably with several other families, like the Kiwinatti Nobodzabinies, Donatelli Zoivanellis, Passionati Cyclones, Dogmato Chiefterinis, Santa Zarninis, Turbulenti Negrocorazios, Salvatore Civanatore and "Constitutione" Mr. Carvetti.
Grando Ammirale Alivetti was the preferred hitman, doing his drive by hearse, even though we had been considering a prototype steam-hearse owned by the Cyclone family, driving pretty Signorina Alotta Furietta Fagina around in zojoji t the threatres.
The Provolones were happy, having reduced corruption in Kagemusha from 95 % to 70 %, there were at least some legal stuff going on there. And about the Provolone family, suspected of starting the Wag the Dog war with Iroq, could not be found guilty
in helping out the Mac Family construction plans for the new Forbidden Palace, first with inventing the game in the forbidden room in Kagemusha, then murdering hundred thousands of Iroqs to make room for making the Mac site in the center, and then allowing for bringing in some Zulu trophies (cowskins, goatskins and bongo drums) in order to complete the Forbidden Palace, which following the Zulu war had its own "Provolone Wing".
Mr Provolone came dressed in a black silk suit, made of silk pillaged from Intombe, with an expensive fur-scarf, pillaged from Iroq, with diamond rings on every finger, pillaged from Tugela and with a pink perfumated pants taken from a French concubine wrapped around his Roman cane expropriated from the people founded Vironicum, now Kagemusha. General/Il Capo Provolone was truly a master kingpin of the underworld, and he brought several gifts for the Mac Family (short for "Statianto Onaji Machiavelli" Family, as Provolones followed Japanatica-Itakija naming codes.
the gifts for Mac was the following:
From Zulu-land, 10 000 loincloths taken from the Impi Division allowing the completion of the Forbidden Palace.
From Iroq: The very Canoe first observed from Iroq crossing into Japanatica, triggering the profitable Iroq War, decorated by 1415 diamonds from Tugela.
From Rome, 200 000 Roman workers to be repatriated in Yatta.
From Babylon: 10 000 beards taken as scalps taken during the early wars, now a national heirloom, to decorate the Provolone wing.
From France: 15 French Concubines of best quality, one for each SAAM Intern and SAAM himself, as well as 10 000 bottles of "Le Grumpy' de Pussè" Pink Champagne, also called "Le Francaise Scent of a Woman".
From Russia: 10 000 pounds of Sverdlovsk Swordfish Caviar.
From Aztecs: 15 sets of diamond tiaras for the 16 concubines, as well as enough chocolate to keep the interns, SAAM and concubines fed with chocolate for a year.
From China: 10 000 China services, meant to eat, drink from and then throw into the fireplace Russian style
From America: 10 000 halfpounder steaks from "McColesterol"
The Provolones also sold insurance policies for public intoxication in advance of the party.
