The Island Game

TSS has declared War upon West Teklneronus.

Our armies have been mobilized.

Selachima shall be avenged!
 
Andaran troops have caputred a section of West Teklneronus, that area provides safe landings.
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Shown in red is the captured zone.
 
WT mass clones and terminators have driven you guys out, and launches 50000 missiles at enemy military targets around the world. We have also developed a weapon that creates volcanoes, and test it on Technatis, coming up with great success.
 
KillFirelanduim used oen of it's many new techs to turn all 50000 missiles around. They all hit the same target: the volcano making machine. The effects of the missiles cause widespread destruction and death. The volcano making machine, as it is hit, causes volcanos to apear all over the island, all of which errupt at the same time.
Spoiler :
I didn't use a WMD here, I used your own against you :p
 
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A new nation rises out of the water.

N00bistan:

N00bistan is an anarchistic nation. They were once ruled by an empire so powerful, it left modern weapons just lying around. But those days are over. Now, N00bistan is divided into many, many villages always at war with each other. The problem is that nobody in the entire nation has any weapons training at all. So, they are all fighting and are all n00bs.

The economy is based on the women and children farming and working to support the men who are trying to figure out how their weapons work.
 

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The Scribbling Society has made contact with n00bistan, and is pleased to announce impending annexation! :p
 
President <Insert Name Here> Would like to point out to West Teklneronus that they are not Gods, and therefore have no business building volcanoes and tsunamis.

Meanwhile, we have contacted the Fire God Vulcan and asked him to make the volcanoes on WT explode. We think he agreed.
 
The Scribbling Society has made contact with n00bistan, and is pleased to announce impending annexation! :p

Moneta says that the antics in N00bistan are fun to watch and we should just let them be.
 
Lucky you, it got tied up in Congress. Silly random decisions :rolleyes:
 
WT mass clones and terminators have driven you guys out, and launches 50000 missiles at enemy military targets around the world. We have also developed a weapon that creates volcanoes, and test it on Technatis, coming up with great success.

President Bryan wonders what crack WT is on, since no volcanoes have appeared on Technantis.

Meanwhile, the experimental Arbiter has made an attack on a small, coastal, WT city. The testing has been deemed a success and more tests are expected to be run. A observational wolf pack stationed near the city gave a report on the testing.

Falcon 342 Sub Commander's log: July 21, 2009

"Initial impact of the bombs yielded a minor explosion, but sent out shockwaves after a delay of approxomately 1-3 seconds. Shockwaves demolished small structures, heavily damaged larger structures, effect unknown on military and civilian units. Multiple shockwaves from bombs create massive damage to all buildings."

No observational photos have been taken of the plane.
 
The New British Second Fleet have commensed bombardment on naval bases, and the Royal Marines are moving to capture thier main one. Be warned - these are our best troops, and more then capable of dealing with your Terminators.
 
Now that the WT Navy is destroyed by my Railgun-armed Battleships, we begin naval bombardment of the island, combined with airstrikes and laser artillery.
 
The Gay Civil War

With the International community choosing sides within the War, foreign troops pour in to back up the side they see fit. King Andrew of the Constitution Forces enters into a military Alliance with Selamchima and Andara and propose that they set up the "Triple Entente Treaty", so the three nations can work together in an alliance against violent resurrections and terrorist powers. Despite the war situation in TGK, Andrew sends capable men that work on Roxanne's near Assasination to help with Huanic terrorism.
Triple Entente Treaty
TGK (King Andrew)

The Gay Kingdom declares war on West Tel for attacking Constitutional forces. May Gloria Gaynor, our lord be with you, pestilence.



Selachima troops pour into the gaps of the West Coast pushing back Council Forces inland and now control the Elipais Corridor and the Mayen Valley. General Yujoi of the Selachima Forces are now focusing on sieging the City of Gerneroids in the South and plans to outflank Council Forces in the North. In response to the aggression of Foreign Forces, Field Marshall Gay Ken of the Councils push spearhead attacks so it can quickly subdue Sexhottee and isolate the two columns of Selachiman armies. Meanwhile, TSS and Andaran troops have landed in the North and are now proceeding to overrun the Corner Angle State. Andara has also began to besiege the city of Rightangle, capital of the Corner Angle state.

2 months into the war, Constitution forces have evicted council troops out of the central states of Rubberayn, Les Bangles and San Gayus. However, High Constitution Command has ordered the withdraw of forces from the South after the lost of the city Heomosetul to Council forces, as General Bearbacke stated "The South has fallen again." Council and WTe Forces have successfully ousted Constitutional soldiers and are not besieging the last three remaning pockets of resistance.
 
Upon hearing more reports of fighting, Trichomedia decides to side with its allies and puts support behind Constitutional Forces. Sorry about the missiles, we got an anonymous shipment of HAIAYNAHAU Missiles a few weeks ago, and since they've been known to explode if not fired for too long, we just figured we'd fire them at random in your general direction.

The Gay Kingdom of the Constituional forces announces that they reject your ridiculous excuse for the act of wanton aggression and sends a message to your leader. "You are a stupid Git, you monkey-touching pervert".

The Gay Kingdom of the Council forces issues that Trichomedia can "Take your pitiful excuses and shove it up yours." King Martin then stated "You can take it up yours like I did last night with my towel boy."
 
Press releases from the Selachiman Ministry of Defense...

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The war against terrorists in TGK are going well. In the north, Selachiman troops have helped constitutional forces capture more territories. The new iPhone I-30 Tank, under development at Finland Military Motors (everyone's favorite Scorpion Tank are now only $100,000 each plus air con), was first deployed in battle on the plains in the north of Calinaregon. The enemy has start deploying SAMs en masse, but current aircraft losses are still deemed "acceptable" thanks to advanced countermeasures and anti-missile capabilities employed by the Selachiman aircrafts. Pilot deaths have been even lower (all aircrafts came with ejection seats and jet packs).

In the south, Selachiman forces still besieges the coastal city of Gerneroids. Council reinforcement poured into the region in an effort to attack the Selachimans from the back. However, Selachiman mechanized divisions secretly moved east during the night (using strategically-positioned naked male West Teklneronusese PoWs as distractions) to encircle the Council forces. The pocketed Council forces still refused to surrender, even though they are short of food, ammo, men and manpower. Selachiman General K. Yujoi has allowed for the evacuation of civilians from war zones to Constitution-controlled territories, while PoWs and Council affiliates and sympathizers will be used for the next encirclement operation.

Official Council statements insists there are no Selachiman troops within a 100 miles of Gerneriods.

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In Selachima itself, brave troops continue to fight off attempted landings by West Tekl forces and repeated missile attacks. An invasion of mainland West Teklneronus is not being considered at the moment due to the conflict in TGK being given the priority, the failure of earlier invasions by Andara, and the fact that a fifth of our fleet was destroyed at Phaeton and we cannot yet spare ships for an invasion.

Treaties:

Triple Entente Treaty
TGK (King Andrew), Selachima (James Brierley)

Military Alliance vs West Teklneronus
Andara, Selachima

Military Embargo vs West Teklneronus
Andara, Selachima
 
WT is recovering at an amazing pace, and we can ALSO turn missles around. We also made them remote controlled by us, so you are DOOMED
 
The Scribbling Society has breaking news for the world.

Our way of life has been reformed!

Our citizens have gained sanity!

All is well! Except Council forces in TGK. The reformation of TSS has included a focus on military, and we are pleased to announce an expansion of the war against the Council. 2,000,000 men have been shipped overseas to aid the Constitution forces, and an additional 500,000 troops have been sent to Selachima to aid them against the aggression of WT.

We also are pleased to announce n00bistan-TV - a TV channel devoted to the hilarious and stupid antics that take place on that island. The premeire episode is to be titled, "n00btubers!"
 
WT is recovering at an amazing pace, and we can ALSO turn missles around. We also made them remote controlled by us, so you are DOOMED

President Innocent Bystander refuses to acknowledge these events without a plausible explanation. :smug: :nono: :smug:
 
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