The Island Game

[choxorn]

President <Insert Name Here> Demands that President McCloud create a PNG map of their troops in TGK, rather than the hated JPG.

 

[Bratmon]

Moneta has decided to give away "I hate West Teklneronus" T-shirts for FREE!* **

*Not including shipping and handling

** Offer void in New Britain, Selachima, Technantis, Andara, Trichomedia, The Scribbling society, N00bistan (Like anyone there can afford it), Moneta, The gay kingdom, the republic, and nations starting with "Kill" or "X"

Edit: The size tag is acting ********, so deal with my normal-sized disclaimers

 

[choxorn]

You are aware you misspelled Perfy's nation right? That will come back to haunt you if you don't fix it. You also forgot kill fire's island and Wes... Oh wait, none of them want it anyway.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I'll give you a cookie for that shirt.

Amusing crosspost there.

 

[choxorn]

President <Insert Name Here> thanks you for the PNG map, and sends you a jelly-filled donut as a sign of gratitude.

 

[kill fire]

C) According to the rules, we can use every weapon except WMDs. Since a lot of terminators are pretty much indestructible (WATCH THE TERMINATOR MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), and they are technically not WMDs, all of what I said is true.

I was refering to the missles, gods (which wouldn't effect me anyway), and terrain-altering machines. I agree to remove that pathetic excuse for a island out of the sea. We raided it to hell already, why dont we just destroy what remains? And no giantnt mirrors will just be shattered, melted, and completely obliterated by the space lasers. Plus, there is a giant hammer gun on KillFirelandium's lasers too, so they would fire those on the mirrors anyway.

On a non-related subject, KillFirelandium is launching the first spacecraft to exit our solar system with living beings on it. The leaders of all islands are invited to join this journy if they wish. We will also be having a party on the ship IN ZERO GRAVITY! All who wish to come aboard say so soon, as we will be leaving within the next 5 hours.

 

[Bratmon]

Pres. Mon agrees and offers to use the Grand Receiver as a docking station, until he remembers that there's no air there.

 

[CivRulesAll]

Andaran Reinforcements have been sent, and much of council land has been captured! 250,000 elite soldiers have landed in several places, capturing many different areas, in Operation Airdrop . 20,000 Andaran troops have also pushed south from their original position, with was the northeast. Now, constitutional forces are sure to win.

To Killfirelandium, is it possible to send a son on this journey, as Prime minister Nathalos is very tied up at the moment.

 

[Vertinari118]

I can remove the smudge effect if you want but I think it conveys the idea of contested boundaries better than a perfect straight line and it smooths any irregularities there might be on the boundary.

A major Republican push conquers most of the southern province with no loss of enemy live. Tragically the Council forces kill at least 30 Guardians and wound dozens more through IEDs, actual explosive devices and the use of lethal weaponry.

Plato does not condone this extravagant exploration of space while there is still suffering and poverty on Earth however he sends a representative with rapidly manufactured machines that produce oxygen, water and allow the rapid cultivation of algae to ensure you don't all kill yourselves when you get lost. As with all Republican technology there are currently almost perfect but will naturally decay over time. Shall I set up an extremely high-power beacon of EM radiation, probably radio waves, maybe microwaves but that would have to be placed in orbit so not to damage the Earth, in case you get lost? The representative will join the flight BTW.

 

[cardgame]

President Innocent Bystander has expressed his desire to join said space exploration, and has overruled all oppositions from within The Scribbling Society.

TSS has outlawed the aforementioned T-shirts, as the "nation" of West Teklneronus no longer exists, and there is nothing to hate.

Also, just in from n00bistan-TV, it appears a tribe from the west coast had mastered the art of "tank whorring" and they may have conquered the entire island if not for the fact that other tribes had discovered n00btubing beforehand. The west coast tribe was utterly destroyed, leaving one less tribe competing for the island.

 

[choxorn]

The Republic of Trichomedia highly doubts Killfirelandium has such a ship, at least one that can leave and come back in less than a century.

Anyway, The Republic of Trichomedia uses space laser bombardment on the West Teklneronus forces in TGK. As they are already close to dead anyway, it is easy to beat them and recieve their surrender. All West Teklneronus forces leave The Gay Kingdom, and Trichomedian forces move in to the spot they left. Trichomedian Marines also invade slightly to the North and take a great amount of land, including the state capital there.

 

[cardgame]

The forces that were deployed to the WT theatre of war have returned to TSS. Many of these forces, after some R&R, have now been sent to TGK to help bring about the end of this civil war. They poured in from all areas and succeeded in capturing large strips of land, with the exception of a narrow band between the Republic and TSS. It appears that the rebels here know not fear, and shall fight to the bitter end.

 

[CivRulesAll]

50,000 more troops have been airdropped, and conquered the last council capital. Martin will have to surrender soon...
Troops have also pushed forward from many locations.

The Andaran general salutes Andrew for his bravery, against overwhelming odds, to uphold the constitution. But now, the tide has turned. Alot.

 

[choxorn]

RoT Has made some more minor gains. Also, an amphibious invasion of the last strip of Council-Held Coastline took place to cut them off from the sea. Unfortunately, they are very heavily fortified there, and only minor gains have been made.

 

[cardgame]

The gains made by Andara have inspired TSS troops to redouble their efforts. The race to capture the rest of the Council forces is on!

 

[kill fire]

The KillFirelandium spacecraft is launching, without anyone that isn't a citizen of KillFirelanium on it. Soon we will have our own planet

 

[e350tb]

A) Cloning machines are on hidden locations that only ten people who know where it is, and nine of them are controlled by Comrade Hugo Almondson.

B) Terminators can't be disabled unless you take out a certain chip in them.

C) Even though clones are expendable, we make several more for each one that dies.

D) See my previous message.

E) We now have all the dieties from everywhere, and from every time in history on our side.

That does it.

New Britain reports that BANHAMMER READY FOR DEPLOYMENT happened to them recently.

New Britain chose END THIS NOW in DEPLOY THE BANHAMMER?

New Britain reports that BANHAMMER SUCCESSFUL happened to them recently.

West Teklneronus reports that YOU'VE BEEN BANNED (GAME OVER) happened to them recently.

 

[Perfection]

Can I have his stuff?

 

[Tee Kay]

New treaty.

Treaty of Lefty

1. The nation of West Teklneronus does not exist.
2. All damages done to The Republic, the Republic of Selachima, the Republic of Andara, the Republic of Technantis, The Gayest Kingdom, Xox Xooklia, The Scribbling Society, Moneta Island, Killfirewhatever, New Britain, the Republc of Trichomedia and N00bistan by the non-existant nation of West Teklneronus, including missile attacks, invasion, tsunamis, whatever, shall be retconed.
3. The assets of the non-existant nation of West Teklneronus shall be divided among the Allied nations. During the still-not-yet-held party at Caudal Lagoon, they shall be placed in a pile in the middle of the town square and representatives of each nation shall, on the count of three, jump in and try to grab as much as possible in an entertaining free-for-all extravaganza. Each contestant will be given a pillow they can hit each other with. Other kinds weapons and fighting is against the rules. Please loot responsibly, and do not drink and loot. Xox Xooklia has not contributed to the war effort and will be excluded - they can have the leftover food from the party if they really want something to take back home.
4. All nations shall establish an intergovernmental body - a United Nations, if you will - which will meet periodically on international territory, to discuss international cooperation.
5. The UN shall periodically elect a God-Emperor Secretary-General. This will be done by a simple show of hands.
6. The use of the Banhammer must be regulated by this United Nations. The decision to hammerban must be put to a vote and must be unanimous to pass (that is, save for the nation being hammerban). The secretary-general of the UN can veto the decision - even if the SC is the leader of the nation getting hammerban.
7. Weapons which can cause large-scale natural disasters (namely earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis, asteroid strikes) or request the help of a deity for the cause of conquest are hereby considered WMDs.

If any allied member wishes to add any other article then this post will be amended.

Signed and ratified:
At Carcharopol, Selachima

James Brierley, Chief Consul of the Republic of Selachima

 

[Tee Kay]

Under attack from three sides by Allied forces, Council resistance in the so-called "Southern Corridor" crumbles and Selachiman forces poured into the southern Council-held regions and fan out in all directions.