The legendary Pass the Stick

nuclear power plant. The explosion causes
 
...Osama Bin Laden's monkey to crash into...
 
... the pop charts.
Meanwhile, piloting his dirigible high over Alice Springs, Hakan Sukur looked down over the Australian desert and to his astonishment......


I though that a new paragraph would be in order. I have also, rather fortunately for all others concerned, abandoned my plan to turn this story into a musical, but don't blame me if any show tunes just "crop up" in my posts. :D
 
...He saw a HUGE spacecraft, from the moons of Crondor. He heard a sound from behind, and a......
 
... Hakan to fall out of the plane and land on the space ship, *CLANG!*, the pilot of the spaceship said... "
 
...as he bopped along to the instrumental section of Jethro Tull's 'Aqualung'. Noticing Hakan on his windscreen, he swerved into...
 
...the middle of the road and it was too late to brake...he was too old to rock and roll, but too young to die...
 
ok, this is getting ****ed up, simon was supposed to make the dude say something... shrug

...he pressed the emergency eject button, and flew out of the space ship, hitting his head on hakans plane...
 
... and causing temporary concussion.
When he awoke, he was astounded to find himself in the centre of Stonehenge being pelted by bootleg copies of the Rolling Stones' first album that he had been storing in his..........



Actually scorch, Simon's continuation does make sense if you take "Clang" to be the words spoken. And a dirigible isn't a plane!
 
....he could finally boast a trim torso to rival Hippo's and could fit as many 60s classic albums in his shorts as the big boys at school used to. Never again would he consider using that rubbishy 8 minute abs scheme and to register his complaint at such a blatant rip-off, he......


This is obviously a continuation of Hippo's storyline for when scorch's post inevitably gets deleted. I realise that I haven't waited for 2 other people to post, but we don't want to encourage the kind of tosh spouted by Te Puke's resident nutcase.
 
...commissioned Steven Seagal to take down the grandmaster of the ab machine business, Chuck Norris. The pilot, Hakan Sukur and Sensei Seagal set out for Chuck's fortress,perched in the highest mountain in the fabled land of...
 
...giant airship with red and blue balloons lifted them out of the swamp but the pilot was...
 
....The ugliest thing ever to have walked the earth, suddenly the pilot began to speak and it said "My name is........
 
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