The legendary Pass the Stick

[The Balrog]

....A stick and punched a great big hole in the balloon and it torpedoet its way down to earth, but then The Balrog spread out its great fiery wings and flew up in the air, he took out his sword and chopped the balloon and all its passengers to pieces. Meanwhle in the town of new york the great robot I8NY was drinking tea and a women came out from a old farm house nearby with her ugly stupid dog,kefka(hey isnt that funny?), and yelled......


It doesnt matter Cube

 

[Simon Darkshade]

..."I am the Wicked Witch of the Infomercial, and I hereby geas all of you to continue and slay the evil Chuck" With a wave of her wand, she brought back to life the recently slain characters, and sent them on their way, waving, whilst standing next to the giant robot. An hour later, Steven Seagal's pony tail...

 

[Kefka]

...Was sat on by a huge hippo who was attemting to keep Steven Seagal in place untill his assasians arrived (why that hippo did not try and kill him himself no one knows) but anyway back to the story Steven Seagal screamed out......



Vanilla like The Balrog said It doesnt matter, Insulting people is just a gimick to keep others occupied in the story

 

[Globber]

...."MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", revealing that he was actually part of the Secret Cow Society, which descended on the poor hippo. .....

 

[Simon Darkshade]

...seized it in their hooves, and then sprang up into the twilight sky with the hippo, mounting bicycles that appeared out of thin air. The cows peddled up towards and eventually over the moon, with the hippo somehow fitting into the basket of one bike. With a tear in one eye, Hakan Sukur mumbled, "I've got to phone home and...

 

[Comrade Juhon]

Cool story!

...get a mint choc chip ice-cream(with flake) and stick it up my nose. Hakan then sneezed causing his head to fly 1000 miles into space where an alien...



(kinda strange!)

 

[The Balrog]

....Grabbed it by the nostrils, and asked all its little friends to play soccer, SUDDENLY a great big spaceship came and splatted them all in to millions of pieces, and the Pilot was no other then...

 

[Sixchan]

...Simon Darkshade, the Dictator from another dimension! He was here to end...

 

[Simon Darkshade]

... the constant killing off of ever character. He swept the hair off his forehead, and announced in a booming voice: "I put ye together again, without having to resort to all my horses and men. Go forth, and take down the evil Chuck. With that, he beamed them down to the road once more, leaving them with three gifts to aid their quest. The first was...

 

[Kefka]

...A Magicaly enhanced block of swiss cheese though it tasted good it did not help them much but the second did it was.....

 

[Sixchan]

...the magical Tenchi-ken, the most powerful sword on the planet Jurai, only usable by the Juraian Royal Family. The third was...

 

[Simon Darkshade]

...perhaps the most useful of all, being the one thing that could destroy the evil lich of the ab-rockers, Chuck Norris. It was a copy of his unreleased straight to video epic, "Missing In Action XVII", still in it plastic wrapper. When boldy thrust in Chuck's face, it would cause him to be utterly annihilated. Thus, Steven Seagal took the Tenchi Ken, Hakan the video, and pilot, whose name was Spitman nibbled on the cheese, which the disembodied voice of Darkshade told them was protection against...



(We really should put this into a full story at some stage, when we finish stage one of the quest...)

 

[Globber]

...those pesky llamas flying around and slaughtering helpless janitors and lawyers at will, but they weren't janitors or lawyers...or were they????................

 

[Chapz]

Meanwhile, Lichy Chuck sat on his evil slime-covered toilet-shaped throne, playing Karateka on his X-box, commanded his troops to prepare an ambush, when suddenly...

 

[Comrade Juhon]

...his armed force of ninja giraffes went out outside and got their butts kicked by two 20ft high ants, which made Chuck say...

 

[Kefka]

....Ah crap the ants started inching in closer and were just about to kill Chuck when suddenly the heros came down the road and the ants smelled the half eaten chesse and turn around to get it and kill anyone who had that cheese....




ants like cheese!

 

[duke o' york]

... but when the photographer heard the magic word he pressed his flash and the ants were temporarily blinded. In their immobilised state, Chuck Norris foiled the heroes once again and took the opportunity to make himself more scarce than.....

 

[Simon Darkshade]

...a French translation of Geoffrey Boycott's autobiography. He tried to make good his escape by mounting his rocket bike from "Delta Force", but forgot that this was only the promotional version. The heroic trio, having thrown off their paralysis, strode boldy to stop his escape. Hakan Sukur held out the video, and loudly proclaimed "Chuck Norris, your reign of terror is at an end. Prepare to be strung up by your...

 

[Kefka]

...Left ear! just then chuck laughed and kicked the video out of his hand and said "YOU FOOL IT ONLY WORKS IF I ACTUALLY WATCH THE VIDEO!"
So Hakan then.....

 

[VanillaCube]

Grabbed the sword from Steven Seagal and swung it at Chuck's belly which cut his corset he was wearing under his shirt and Chuck's flaby gut poured out proving that the 8 minute ab workout did not work.