The prank is on!

[bioartist]

Ok, like I said in the Prank Call thread, I was planning on making a prank call to my friend Brian....Now is the perfect chance! He was left home alone for most of Friday, and he and his family left on a camping trip on Saturday and won't be back until this Saturday...

Just to give you a little history on it...Brian was once planning on pulling a prank on his parents in which they come home to find him asleep in his bed with women's clothing strewn about the room. I lent him one of my bras to aid him in this, but he chickened out and never did it. That is where this current prank stemmed from...The plan is to call his house and leave this message, knowing his parents will probably be the first ones to hear it....

Hey Brian, this is Nikki. I had a really great time on Friday. I don't know where you learned how to do that! I have a bit of a problem though...I know you wanted to keep my bra as a souvenir, but I can't find my other one, so I kinda need it back. So if you could just give me a call and let me know when I can come over to pick it up, that would be great. My number is
&%^-!%@$. I'll see you later, Peaches.

As for the Peaches part...he's started calling himself Peaches around his parents, and when they ask about it he tells them it's his stage name at the strip club .

If you guys have any revisions/additions to the script, please post! I'll let you know how it goes.

 

[jack merchant]

Are you sure the whole prank call idea wasn't part of Brian's evil plot to get his filthy little mitts on your bra ?

 

[bioartist]

The original prank may have been, but he doesn't know about the call...

 

[Ohwell]

Let us know how it goes!

 

[jack merchant]

BTW, I think you may want to elaborate a bit on the activities you were supposedly engaged in when you call, for extra shock value .
I'd revise the 'Peaches' part, too, if only because that may give it away too easily.

 

[Pontiuth Pilate]

mmm, "Nikki" is too benign. I'd revise it to "Candi" or "Krystal" or something similarly slutty-sounding

Other than that, good luck

EDIT: oooh, you have to remember to drop in a few "likes" during your recital and anything that's local to you that bimbos and airheads always say.

 

[bioartist]

ummm...Nikki is my real name...though I admit it also is a popular porn name

 

[jack merchant]

If it is your real name, all the more reason to use another one !

Other than that, what can I say but

 

[Ancient Grudge]

go for it girl!

 

[bioartist]

Yes, perhaps using another name would be good so his parents won't ban from their house! But it's kind of my strange way of flirting with him so...

 

[jack merchant]

Ah, you want to kiss and make up afterwards

It'sa cunning plan

 

[Johann MacLeod]

i think "or for that matter where you got the equipment!" after "where did you learn that" would be good

 

[bioartist]

After consulting with my real-life friends, there was some concern that Brian might get in trouble if his parents don't get that it's a joke so we came up with a way to make it more obvious....

I shall send one of my spies to hang a bra on the doorknob the day they're coming home...they're giong to be very confused until they get into the house and hear the message. I think I'm gonna keep my real name too...if I use a fake one he might not call me back...I just hope Brian would be the one to call and not his parents!

 

[cgannon64]

You could play the trick on Brian AND his parents if you got him drunk one night and then played the trick the next morning.

Then he'd be really confused.

 

[bioartist]

That would be hilarious!

 

[Knight-Dragon]

Moved to Humor...

 

[polymath]

You need to have a name like:

"Hi Brian, this is Felony."

Something like that. Pandora. Slinky. Domino. Sort of thing.

 

[Rout]

Originally posted by polymath
You need to have a name like:

"Hi Brian, this is Felony."

Something like that. Pandora. Slinky. Domino. Sort of thing.

Oh, you go to that club too

 

[polymath]

Purely to research the names for bioartist, I assure you.

 

[Japanrocks12]

Go for it and tell us how it went