The Robots are coming!

[santo67]

Think about it. Dick Clark actually died in 1972. Castro is a robot built and put into power by the CIA. Dick Cheny died two years ago and was replaced by a robot. A math teacher at my school is a robot that built himself. We have to do something! We'll all be wiped out in the Great Robot Wars of 2032!

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Sounds like you need a good session on the Meso-American ball court to clear your mind.

 

[Hamlet]

If Castro is a robot, why don't they just make Cuba go democratic?

 

[Ouchgeddon]

Saddam is a bogeyman, a nonexistant entity conjured up by the CIA, in order to gain the public support of the American people for the Gulf War. Havne't you heard anything the Lone Gunmen have been saying, Scully?

In order to combat the robot menace, we must supply a 100% science rate to Genetic Modification, in order to turn ourselves into genius intelligence killing machines! Did I say machines, I meant biological super entities with psychic networking capable of downloading at 500 gigs/sec! Downloading from a massive Overmind! It will be...beautiful.

 

[Mr Spice]

Originally posted by Hamlet
If Castro is a robot, why don't they just make Cuba go democratic?

Alt 1: They can´t because then the conspiracy would be revealed to the public!

Alt 2: Because robots are evil! I tell you, pure evil! We are all doomed!

Just pick the one you liked best. Or make one up on your own.

 

[Ouchgeddon]

Communism is the government of choice for Robots, ants, bees and Borg (who are far inferior to the True Robot Way). We...I mean, they do not have foolish emotions such as greed, corruption and selfishness that plague the impure communist governments of the weak humans. All glory to the Robotariat!

 

[ComradeDavo]

Alt 2: Because robots are evil! I tell you, pure evil! We are all doomed!

grrrrrr, robots are evil. We must form a plan to destroy the evil robots.

suggestions?

 

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by ComradeDavo


grrrrrr, robots are evil. We must form a plan to destroy the evil robots.

suggestions?

We should raise the sea level until there is no more land (like waterworld). So then all the robots will either sink or rust.

 

[Lt.Col. Kilgore]

Be especially weary of bots that look nice. They're the most evil and will phase you with their phasers. And you don't want to be phased!

 

[Mr Spice]

True, so true. And the ones who look just like us are dangerous too. They are here (and evil!!) but we can´t see them nor prove to other people that they exist! It is a tricky situation indeed...

 

[philippe]

the best weapon against a robot is a fart!
the methan from the fart and the smell destroys the robot or the
robot wants to become president of gklgjhdflkghslgjfdgklfg

 

[prefect42]

I personally take great offense in this thread. . .but you might be confused santo67 . . .for everybody is a robot already, the appropriate phrase might be "The bio's are coming"

are you one?