The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

[DaEezT]

The topic says it all:
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

 

[.:KNAS:.]

The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness

haha, thats a funny one

No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

also very funny

If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant

hohoho (im rolling on the floor now

thats a funny site daeezt

 

[Dell19]

Sixchan posted that link a week ago and I read it then. It was very funny but there are more 'things to do when I take over the world' in cell block A and B. Some of them contradicted each other but they were still very funny

 

[Knight-Dragon]

That's all I can say. Great link!

 

[scorch]

Originally posted by Dell19
Sixchan posted that link a week ago and I read it then. It was very funny but there are more 'things to do when I take over the world' in cell block A and B. Some of them contradicted each other but they were still very funny

yes, i noticed that.

 

[Dell19]

Well done! You can have a Civ Spamming medal.

 

[DaEezT]

Oh Dell please!
By posting such stupid remarks everytime somebody makes a post that you consider spam you make a spammer of yourself.

 

[Dell19]

I wondered when somebody would mention that.

However I have an excuse: If they delete their post and tell me that they have then I will delete my post telling them that they have spammed...

 

[scorch]

what the ****!!!!

i am so sure that corn has dells password or sumthiing.... dell has became antispam!

 

[Dell19]

Yeah Corn stop using my password and don't trap me in that cage again...! Please.

 

[Graeme the mad]

Hey this is taken out of some book: was very funny when first read it (I think its called comic fantasy or sumthin like that)

WTH is all this with dell????

 

[Dell19]

I don't know. What is actually wrong? If you tell me I will try to not annoy you in the future.

 

[King of England]

I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

So very true.

I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

I found that list quite funny. I haven't even seen the cell block A and B yet.

 

[Dell19]

They are at the bottom of the page. Its just more of the same...