The top 20 books

[GenghisK]

Here is some Kid's book titles that never made it : (my favourite is no.21)

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly.

12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19. You Were an Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

23. Your Nightmares Are Real

24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

 

[Siny]

You know when I was little I had a copy of number 17.

BTW why is it the top 20 books when there are 28?

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[Håkon]

The world's thinnest book:

Handbook for the Mongol Marine

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[GenghisK]

So you're seeking war with me, right? Hey take this
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Anyway, my favorite book now is:
Teaching horseback riding to a Viking

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[Simon Darkshade]

Thos book titles were all in a post by me in this forum a while back. I am calling my lawyers!! LAWYERS!!!! Take GenghisK outside and shoot him!!!! At once, without delay!!!
Them: Yes, master(grovelling) We will travel to London at once. Come, my horned brethren!
(Darkshades Nazgul lawyers fly out window of Evil Headquarters throneroom)

So, this is either an accidental coincidence, or a deliberate copyright violation. Either way it is repetition. Tsk
Don't worry, tovarich, but please don't steal my jokes. Or else:

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[Az]

Simon I tryed to find the place you had posted them but I didn't.......

Is it in "humor & jokes" ?

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[GenghisK]

Hehe, sorry Simon but if you seek war... Here I am!
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Anyway, what does the acronym "tsk" mean, please?



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[animepornstar]

here is two thin books:

the gourmet´s guide to english cooking and thousand years of german humor

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Tsk means nothing. It is simply an expression of exasperation, or whatever.

Do you think your feeble human nuclear weapons will hurt me?!?

I have personal SDI defence, and besides, I exist in an entire other dimension. As a precaution, I will deploy a battery of planetbuster missiles against France and Europe in general. That'll learn ya!!!

It is in HUMOUR AND JOKES, under the post WARPED STUFF 2 JUDGEMENT DAY. It is still on this page, and contains a lot of very funny ****.

Believe you me, said the TV skeleton.

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[Håkon]

Originally posted by GenghisK:
Anyway, my favorite book now is:
Teaching horseback riding to a Viking

That must be the thickest book of the world. About 2000 pages, I'd say

Darkshade and Genghis, you probably got both from different internet pages, what is it to quarrel about, really. Keep it down.


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[GenghisK]

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[Simon Darkshade]

The day I quarrel or insult someone is the day i hand in my

rifle.

. That type of behaviour gives too much warning.
My way of doing things is more direct
(Knock on Office door) Uh, Mr Genghis, the threatboard is showing what looks like a massive incoming nuclear attack from "Evil HQ". ETA 4 minutes. Should we duck and cover, sir?
There are some medieval Russians here also to talk about the sacking of Novgorod, and , I almost forgot... there is a group of what looks to be Nazgul lawyers in the waiting room, and boy do they look shirty.....

BTW Hakon, don't you interfere....Thos planetbuster missiles can reach Norway as well.......

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Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
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[duke o' york]

I know that the title of this thread is the 20 best books, but here is an excerpt of what is probably the worst book ever written. See how far you can get before you feel ill. I managed 3 paragraphs.
http://www.jacobytebooks.com/store/excerpts/downtime.htm

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