The ^ < V Game

[Catharsis]

^ Cursed with the worst accent on the face of the Earth
< Has no accent
V Speaks a sort of pseudo-English patois

 

[Firestorm94]

^ is not good at identifying accents
< couldn't care less about accents
V has a funny accent

 

[D'Artagnan59]

^ Is a fan of WW
< Finally got off his ass and got over his crush.
V Will die in thirty seconds after reading this

 

[Perfection]

^ Some kid

< Evades the kid's prediction of imminent death by noting the fact that he didn't say 30 seconds in his own relativistic reference frame so may well die at a point in his reference frame indefinitely in the future.

V Some other kid

 

[Danielos]

^ Is an intellectual

< Wonder what the point of this game is

V Thinks the game is a bit childish

 

[BananaLee]

^thinks the game is a bit childish
< Agrees
V Wonders why a person who agrees with ^ would still play

 

[Abaddon]

^ Failed my EPYC
< Is upset by this
V Will join my EPYC

 

[Smartbluma]

^ Mad about EPYC
< Should be at school
V Is bored

 

[Love]

^ Is a good guesser
< Is bored
V Is bored too

 

[Angst]

^ Knew I was bored
< Is kinda tired as well, should go to bed.
v Interested in fun socks.

 

[Firestorm94]

^ does not understand my intense hate for fun socks
< doesn't actually hate fun socks
v does not wear fun socks

 

[scherbchen]

^ is probably wearing fun socks right now!
< is not wearing socks at all right now!
v should be wearing socks! honestly...

 

[Diamondeye]

^ Should be wearing socks! Honestly...
< Is probably wearing fun socks right now!
V Is not weraing socks at all right now!

 

[Terrance888]

^ Guessed Wrong
< Will Guess Right
V Is alive before I finished typing.

 

[Love]

^ Guessed right
< Is alive
V Is eating an orange

 

[Diamondeye]

^ Is terrible at guessing
< Is not eating an orange
V Has a postcount above 3000

 

[Perfection]

^ Has a postcount above 3000
< Has a postcount above 30000
V Has a postcount below 30000 (sorry, CivG)

 

[BananaLee]

^sticks to old-skool avatars
< likes new-fangled 100p avatars
V has a rubbish avatar

 

[LightFang]

^ The Pope, wields a lot of power.
< England, wields a small-moderate amount of power.
V Not playing, wields no power.

 

[Abaddon]

^ Playing in Empowering Peacemakers in Your Community (EPYC!)
< Running Empowering Peacemakers in Your Community (EPYC!) and The Eastern Pacific Yacht Club (EPYCII)
V Will join The Eastern Pacific Yacht Club (EPYCII)