The Worst Jokes In The World

[Senoj]

Here are some of the worst jokes I have ever heard!!

 

[Senoj]

Why did the chicken cross the road??

To get to the other side!!!

 

[Senoj]

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Aesop
Aesop Who?
Aesop to his old tricks again!

 

[Senoj]

Every morning I shadow box.
Today I won!!

 

[Senoj]

If beauty is skin deep. Then the Wold is inside out.

 

[Senoj]

Why is a red-headed idiot like a biscuit?
Because he's a ginger nut!

 

[Senoj]

Why did the robot act stupid?
Because he had a screw loose!!

 

[Senoj]

My girlfriend thinks I'm a great wit.
Well she's half right!!!

 

[Senoj]

These jokes are intended to be bad. Add your own if you wish!!

 

[anarchywrksbest]

*Ahem* Maybe these coould have been posted in the same post OR was this just a way to increase your post count??

 

[Senoj]

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Scott
Scott Who?
Scott nothing to do with you!

 

[Senoj]

Why no. What makes you think that?

 

[Senoj]

Fine. To ease conjestion I shall have numerous jokes per post.

Man: I'm as fit as a fiddle.
Wife: You look more like a cello!


Diner: Does the chef have pigs feet?
Waiter: Don't know he has shoes on!


Mary: I spend hours in the mirror admiring my good looks. Do you think that's vanity?
Paul: No, Imagination!

 

[Senoj]

I'm Speechles.
Good stay that way!!


Where do fleas go in the winter?
Search me.
No thanks!!


Where do fleas go in the winter?
They Flea South!!


Why did the Stupid Pilot land on a house?
Because the landing lights were on!

 

[Senoj]

I've ran out for the moment. Feel free to post your own. I'll be back later.

 

[philippe]

why does dracula has no dentist?!?
Becuase it would drill his vampire teeth!
Haha...no, not funny

 

[G-Man]

A custom avatar isn't THAT important y'know... Anyway no, I've heard (and seen ) worst.

 

[BCLG100]

yeh i dont even use one yet i still post they could have all been done in the same post

 

[animepornstar]

tested the 'report this post to a moderator' button on this thread

i feel dirty.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

I could staart a poll for the worst joke teller in the humor forum. what do you think the prize would be, hmmmm?


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