The Wunderbar

[Cyc]

Welcome to the Wunderbar.

We are the ultimate ski resort of the world. You've probably read about us and have seen our pictures already in the Cyc Corporation thread, but we'd like to tell you a bit more. First, a picture you have not seen of the Seig Castle, the grande Castle atop Mt. Victory that houses the Wunderbar...

As we are just in the Grand Opening days of the resort, not everything is ready for business. So until such time as we get the Price List back up, skiing is free. Grab your skiis and poles and have a couple of fun days on us. No need to check in. Snowboarders are welcome too. Below you will find the ski map. There is, of course, a lot more snow and trees than the map shows, we're just showing you the main runs and traffic flow.

So come on up, we'll see you on the slopes.

 

[Cyc]

RENTALS

Day Pass on the Slopes............25g
Weekend Pass on the Slopes....40g
Skiis and Poles..........................50g
Snowboard Deluxe....................50g
Snowshoes...............................25g
Goggles and Gloves..................10g
Snowsuit...................................50g
All rentals are for 1 day only, sunrise to sundown.
Moonlight Ski Passes expire at sunrise.

Purchasing Ski Equipment will be available soon.
Die Wunderbar Pro shop and Gift shop will be open for your shopping needs.

 

[Cyc]

Reserve

 

[Octavian X]

Will you honor this old ski pass I recieved from the Smokehouse?

 

[Cyc]

Yes, indeed I will, Mr. Vice President. Just as I will honor all Free Ski Day tickets issued earlier. But keep it for now until we start charging. And thanks for stopping in.

 

[Shaitan]

I'd love to try out the slopes but I don't have my own equipment. Do you have any rentals available?

 

[Cyc]

Yes Sir, Shaitan. The Rentals Price list just went up. Just stop in, tell me what your taking and I'll charge you for it. Like such:

Hey Cyc! Another day on the slopes for me. I'm taking skiis and poles, gloves and gogles, and I want to go walking along the south ridge, so I'm taking a pair of snowshoes.

I'd come in and see your post and charge you 110g. That is, unless you've told me you had a Free Ski Day ticket. Then it would be 25g less. Later on we'll probably have an honor system on the beer and hot chocolate too. So what can I get you?

 

[Shaitan]

Skis, poles, gloves and goggles sound good. I'll probably buy equipment when you have it available for sale.

 

[Cyc]

Ah good. Shaitan came in. It's a beautiful day for skiing too. And the snow is packed in all the right places. That's will be 85g, Lord Shaitan.

 

[Cyc]

Die Wunderbar in association with the Seig Castle is proud to present the New Years Fireworks Show! Come to the Wunderbar and have a mug of Hot Chocolate or Ice Cold Beer while you watch the most glorious display of fireworks Fanatika has ever seen.

We know it's short notice and all (We didn't even know if the shipment of fireworks would show up today.), the Chinese troops occupying the roads to China held up our wagon at every checkpoint. But they're here now, come see them all lit tonight at Die Wunderbar!

 

[Cyc]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you....

The New Year's Eve Fireworks Display at the seig Castle...


Click for Fireworks!

Relax, Enjoy, Eat, Drink, and have a Happy New Year!

 

[Shabbaman]

Say Cyc, did you know that there's a carnival song involving the name of your pub?

 

[Cyc]

Welcome Shabbaman. Are you speaking of Die Wunderbar? The name of our Ski Resort? This is great news. I hadn't realized they were writing songs about us already. WOW! Fame AND fortune. This is starting out as a good year indeed.