Things you should never say to your signifigant other.

[Eukaryote]

Post things you should never say to your signifigant other.
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Here's a good one:

Jack: You know how they say it's the thought that counts?

Jill: Yeah.

Jack: Well I thought of buying you a really expensive and beautiful engagment ring today but then I spent all the money on porn. Anyway, will you marry me?

 

[CCA]

Something you would not want to hear from youre girlfriend(if you are a guy)
"Are you in me yet?"
"Don't worry honey same thing happened with your brother"

 

[Veritass]

I asked my wife the other day why she never tells me when she's having an orgasm.
Her answer: "You're never here."

 

[cthom]

I asked my wife the other day why she never tells me when she's having an orgasm.
Her answer: "You're never here."

don't say...
1. 'i forgot'
2. 'you're wrong'
3. 'yes, that makes you look fat'
4. 'i'd sooner eat a bowl of rat's testicles than this'
and
5. 'wow, look at that *hot* lady over there!'

 

[Truronian]

"I want a divorce................ NOT"

 

[Swedishguy]

"I want to make a movie about snails. You're the snails."

 

[Jawz II]

"Honey, remember how we told the kids to never play on the railroad tracks?"
-George Carlin

 

[Catharsis]

"Call me Mr Boombastic, say me fantastic, touch me in de back an' call me Mr Romantic..."

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

"I try to understand honey, I try to sympathise. Every once a month I go out on the piss and come back feeling like crap for a week..."

 

[skadistic]

"Well your sister didn't mind when I......"

 

[Atlas14]

"Lets just be friends"

 

[skadistic]

Damn your mom is hot.

 

[Swedishguy]

Damn you dad is hot.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Recycling threads makes me hot.

Wait, what?

 

[cthom]

Recycling threads makes me hot.

that thread was sooo last year

 

[Erik Mesoy]

"You just ruined sex for me."

 

[Jerrymander]

"I'm gay."

 

[Catharsis]

"Oh, sorry. Which one are you again?"

 

[skadistic]

So what if your my cousin.....

 

[Swedishguy]

"I ate your mother and hurled your father into the river"