This is a joke I heard

[aimeeandbeatles]

What is brown and sticky?

Spoiler :

A stick.

 

[Adam7Eight]

One I heard from my stepson:

Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

Spoiler :

To find Pooh.

 

[Agent327]

What is brown and sticky?

Spoiler :

A stick.

Funny!

(I know one I like but it´s a bit elaborate... Oh wait!)

What´s a zip?

Spoiler :

A little black box that flies around the church at 200 miles per hour.

(A creative friend in school made that up.)

 

[W|M]

One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft.

Spoiler :

A flat minor.

 

[(Pro)Peanut_P]

one man calls emergency:
- come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- it is ok, i found another one.

lmao!

 

[Dumanios]

I believe we already have this thread:

Jokes

Lame Jokes

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Its not a lame joke

 

[Dumanios]

That's why I also posted the Jokes thread.

 

[Perfection]

Funny!

(I know one I like but it´s a bit elaborate... Oh wait!)

What´s a zip?

Spoiler :

A little black box that flies around the church at 200 miles per hour.

(A creative friend in school made that up.)

I think something is being lost in translation here...

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I think something is being lost in translation here...

I didnt get it either but I thought I was just dumb.

 

[Perfection]

Nope, Aimee, you're not dumb at all!

 

[TheDS]

If it requires explanation, it's not funny. I think the joke was that it wasn't funny.

 

[Agent327]

Nope.

I didnt get it either but I thought I was just dumb.

Nah, most people don´t get it. (That´s why I remember it; most jokes I just forget.)

 

[ParadigmShifter]

The joke in the OP is my favourite joke! I think it was Alexei Sayle (in a sketch where he goes to the gates of heaven and God says, "So if you are a comedian, tell me a joke" and it's the joke he tells.)

Others along the same lines:

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Spoiler :

A carrot

What do you call a vicar on a motorbike?

Spoiler :

Rev

 

[LAnkou]

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