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What makes pizza a pizza?


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Today unconventional pizza is heart

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Bloody hell give those mushrooms some advance prep lol
 
Bloody hell give those mushrooms some advance prep lol
I am not really sure what you mean. Do you think they could be a bit more cut up? I thought I was quite delicate, but perhaps I was running out of patience after cutting up the heart..
 
Marinate and/or precook! A sautee or dry pan fry. Gotta drive the water out and get some deep mellow flavour. I hate the texture raw mushies give on pizza, they need longer than the pizza takes to cook.
 
I thought the picture was before baking.
 
Yes it is. I'm saying mushrooms don't cook adequately when placed on a pizza raw.
 
I doubt that..they are cooked in more intense heat than normally already, on pizza.
The store bought shrooms are cultivated in houses etc, there are few magic tricks to make them more than they are.
 
They're still gross on a pizza if you don't precook em tho
 
How Trademark Ruined Colorado-Style Pizza

You’ve heard of New York style, Chicago deep dish, Detroit square pans. But Colorado-style pizza? Probably not. And there’s a perfectly ridiculous reason why this regional style never spread beyond a handful of restaurants in the Rocky Mountains: one guy trademarked it and scared everyone else away from making it.

This story comes via a fascinating Sporkful podcast episode where reporter Paul Karolyi spent years investigating why Colorado-style pizza remains trapped in obscurity while other regional styles became national phenomena.

The whole episode is worth listening to for the detective work alone, but the trademark angle reveals something important about how intellectual property thinking can strangle cultural movements in their cradle.

Here’s the thing about pizza “styles”: they become styles precisely because they spread. New York, Chicago, Detroit, New Haven—these aren’t just individual restaurant concepts, they’re cultural phenomena adopted and adapted by hundreds of restaurants. That widespread adoption creates the network effects that make a “style” valuable: customers seek it out, restaurants compete to perfect it, food writers chronicle its evolution.

Colorado-style pizza never got that chance. When Karolyi dug into why, he discovered that Beau Jo’s—the restaurant credited with inventing the style—had locked it up legally. When he asked the owner’s daughter if other restaurants were making Colorado-style pizza, her response was telling:

We’re um a trademark, so they cannot.

Really?

Yes.

Beau owns a trademark for Colorado style pizza.

Yep.

When Karolyi finally tracked down the actual owner, Chip (after years of trying, which is its own fascinating subplot), he expected to hear about some grand strategic vision behind the trademark. Instead, he got a masterclass in reflexive IP hoarding:

Cuz it’s different and nobody else is doing that. So, why not do it Colorado style? I mean, there’s Chicago style and there’s Pittsburgh style and Detroit and everything else. Um, and we were doing something that was what was definitely different and um um licensing attorney said, “Yeah, we can do it” and we were able to.

That’s it. No business plan. No licensing strategy. Just “some lawyer said we can do it” so they did. This is the IP-industrial complex in microcosm: lawyers selling trademark applications because they can, not because they should.

I pressed my case to Chip that abandoning the trademark so others could also use it could actually be good for his business.

“If more places made Colorado style pizza, the style itself would become more famous, which would make more people come to Beau Jo’s to try the original. If imitation is the highest form of flattery, like everyone would know that Beau Jo was the originator. Like, do you ever worry or maybe do you think that the trademark has possibly hindered the spread of this style of pizza that you created that you should be getting credit for?”

“Never thought about it.”

“Well, what do you think about it now?”

“I don’t know. I have to think about that. It’s an interesting thought. I’ve never thought about it. I’m going to look into it. I’m going to look into it. I’m going to talk to some people and um I’m not totally opposed to it. I don’t know that it would be a good idea for us, but I’m willing to look at it.”

A few weeks later, Karolyi followed up with Chip. Predictably, the business advisors had circled the wagons. They “unanimously” told him not to give up the trademark—because of course they did. These are the same people who profit from maintaining artificial scarcity, even when it demonstrably hurts the very thing they’re supposedly protecting.

And so Colorado-style pizza remains trapped in its legal cage, known only to a handful of tourists who stumble across Beau Jo’s locations. A culinary innovation that could have sparked a movement instead became a cautionary tale about how IP maximalism kills the things it claims to protect.
 
Gotta love how the pictured pizza rised :)
The crust is really well done. The idea of being served with honey is another thing altogether.
 
Gotta love how the pictured pizza rised :)
Yup..really like the look of that za...crust is my favorite part of a pizza
 
That's a quiche where I live!
 
I don't know about a munch box, but years ago, I would get with my take-out pizza an appetizer called "Heart Attack on a Platter": onion rings, french fries, mozzarella sticks, I forget what else. All deep fried foods.

When I stop posting here long enough for it to be clear that I've passed away (I won't stop posting until I die, so my not posting can be taken as a sign of my death), you can think to yourself, "Gori could have been with us for a little longer if he hadn't indulged in that 'Heart Attack on a Platter.'" You can go on to say, "I mean, duh, it was right there in the name."

Oh, and someone should trademark "Rocky Mountain Pizza," and then allow free use of the term.
 
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