BCLG100 said:
Meooowww 
Dear Donsig III, the younger
I grieves us to hear about the recent demise of the 2nd Donsig ... we here at MIA have declared a day of mourning.
As I was penning this note of condolence, I was interripted by the death coo of a very tired pigeon who has not only delivered extremely disturbing news to us, but flew first to KISS prior to falling exhausted through my window ... Robi_D of the Nutters is crowing about the destruction of Carpetbomb.
This is unexpected and dramatic news, can it be true ?!! ... My head is a turmoil of questions !!!
What happened ?!
What does this mean in regards to your war effort ?!
Will you sue for peace ?!
It must be extremely frustrating that none of your recent technologies can be traded, what will you do ?!!
We cannot offer any military support as all of our units are needed and our wandering warrior is better utilised as an eye.
We sincerely hope that this has not broken your back ... the peoples of MIA will be mourning for a week and have been instructed to light many votive candles to the great Meleet
We wish you speed recovery and the ability to strike back hard and with vengence.
Feaurius III
MIA Foreign Office
Dear Donsig III, the younger
It grieved us deeply to hear about the recent demise of the 2nd Donsig ... we here at MIA have declared a day of mourning in honour to the passing of the second in a long line of brave warriors, we trust his death was glorious and song worthy
As I was penning this note of condolence, I was interrupted by the death coo of a very tired pigeon who has not only delivered extremely disturbing news to us, but flew first to KISS prior to falling exhausted through my window ... Robi_D of the Nutters is crowing about the destruction of Carpetbomb.
This is unexpected and dramatic news, can it be true ?!! ... My head is a turmoil of questions !!!
What happened ?!
What does this mean in regards to your war effort ?!
Will you sue for peace ?!
... and then, the truth smacking us fair betwixt the eyes ... the horror and disbelief when we failed to see the bright twinkling lights of Carpetbomb ... and then on closer inspection the vista of fallen stones and rubble, dust and charnel smoke ... Oh the humanity ... Oh the darkened days ahead
Due to the escalation in tension with our own neighbours, we can only offer the eyes of our wandering warrior ... and also Ivory when you have completed a Harbour as a gift until you manage to reconnect your lost source.
We sincerely hope that this has not broken your back ... the peoples of MIA will be mourning for a week and have been instructed to light many votive candles to the great Meleet
We wish you speed recovery and the ability to strike back hard and with vengeance ...
May your steel drink deeply and without mercy on Doughnut blood
In sympathy
Feaurius III
MIA Foreign Office
greekguy said:Dear MIA,
Firstly, I would like to thank you for your sympathy concerning the death of donsig II. Although his bloodline lives on in donsig III, D'Nuts are becoming awful persistent at trying to eliminate our royal bloodline. This truly is becoming tedious.
Now, I am deeply saddened to tell you officially that the city of Carpetbomb was razed to the ground by the heathen Iroqi. However, it was only a momentary setback, and new settling parties are being formed. We will soon rebuild Carpetbomb, and make it even better than before! The offending Iroqi "Mounted Warriors" have already been destroyed by our superior military forces. Also, your generous offer of ivory is greatly appreciated, but not needed. We will soon have the city rebuilt, and our luxury troubles will be over. Our people, however, will not forget your generosity for a long, long time.
Additonally, I would like to inform your people of a deal we have struck with D'Nuts: Peace has been signed! Apparantely D'Nuts wanted to get in one last strike before signing peace with us, so now peace reigns throughout our continent. All remaining Iroqi soldiers are returning to their homelands. Our people hope peace will last for a long time, but only until we choose to war with them again. When our military becomes more advanced, we will hopefully destroy the pathetic Iroqi Empire.
Goodbye for now.
greekguy, TNT Greek Ambassador
... we have noted that a recently commissioned settler from TNT's capital of Dancing Banana is desparately scrambling to build a city on the ruins of once proud Carpetbomb ... 
should we propose Provo's Folly as a fitting option ???
unfortunately I think if they turned it on somebody, it would be uspeter grimes said:I think Provo's Folly would be considered an ad hominem attack
So the big question: What is Dnut going to do with that huge army?... Disband?.... Mothball?.... I'd sure like to see them turn their wrath on KISS.
peter grimes said:I think Provo's Folly would be considered an ad hominem attack
... some of us didn't go to a catholic school Peter
