Tongue in Cheek UUs

[Bino]

GW Bush: +1000% for military production, -50%

Corporations spread by themselves, gives a free branch of Ethanol Corp in every city, with mass media gives +1

 

[LAnkou]

Consulting Engineer: American - replace spy. Tell the player things the player already knows , that are not interesting, and charge the player a very expensive bill for it. (50% of player gold to know that Ragnar is one of the AI present in game)

Zinedine Zidane: french UU - head butt any italian unit in proximity

 

[niels251]

Mcdonalds dude

Strengt 1 cannot move and causes 1 and 1 where he is build
+ 3

 

[AlessioCerci]

England: English Cricketer. Has no offence and is always easily beaten. Especially against former colonies.

Australian Rugby Player. Will always lose in crucial battles despite having a high probability of winning. *cough 12-10 cough*

 

[jimbob27]

We never charged tanks with horses... Please listen to this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p67IVwRUilc

Infact, russia and germany used horses more then poland.

I think you missed the point of the thread

 

[Rusty Edge]

"Baywatch " Syndication Wonder

Each broadcast tower belonging to another civ causes that city to
lose a beaker, spread your "culture" instead of their own, and give you gold.

 

[troytheface]

American - Sherman Tank - costs less than regular tanks but blows up the first time it gets hit. You have to build like 20 to the enemy's 1.
Russia - "Commerade"- same as american tank but with people and they can't withdraw ever

 

[ytswy]

French Worker

+50% Maintenance
1 First Strike

 

[jimbob27]

"English" Worker....

-50% Maintenance
Sends 10 back to Poland or India every turn.

 

[Inspector Javert]

Aztech
"Undocumented" worker
+100% worker rate
can only work tiles on other nations borders
+1 in all tiles due to littering

 

[Larklight]

Special Event: Boris Johnson stands for London Mayor
Non-stop we love the Mayor event. Every bonus imaginable, but -1 relations, and -1 happyness in other cities, as he has insulted everywhere

 

[AlessioCerci]

Special Event: Boris Johnson becomes London Mayor - you lose the game.

 

[jimbob27]

Special Event: Boris Johnson becomes London Mayor - you lose the game.

With a special new "lower than dan quayle" Boris Johnson rating.

 

[blakos]

Australian Rugby Player. Will always lose in crucial battles despite having a high probability of winning. *cough 12-10 cough*

lol pity I'm from NZ.

 

[weasel77066]

French UU, the French Fodder Unit... replaces rifleman.. Strength 5, absorbs ALL collateral damage done to the stack. Surrenders afterwards.....

 

[TommyTankRush]

Anzac: Australia and New Zealand Army Corps unit. (Loses critical matches through over-confidence when assured of victory)

 

[weasel77066]

Oh yea, the Canadian worker........ Chops forest (+50% speed)--- Production bonus (-75% Hammers)... shoddy lumber

 

[Tantor]

Swedish Bikini Team: All units except the Berserker is paralyzed by excessive drooling. The Berserker takes her for a cruise in his longboat to show her his great axe

MASH: Medic Unit that requires wine(dry martini) and causes +2 happiness

 

[porps1]

italian tank - (replaces tank) - has a 50% chance per turn to join any civilisation with which you are currently at war. 70% retreat chance.

 

[Cornishman]

British Forces (Various U.U. replacing units starting with Riflemen)
Strength is variable, depending on the amount of the new tea resource controlled.