Tongue in Cheek UUs

[LAnkou]

asterix and obelix: french and celtic UU replacing warrior. Obelix starts with the special Magic Potion Promotion and have it permanently. Asterix gains it as soon as he sees any ennemy unit. The Magic Potion Promotion give a new action button to the unit having it: Punch the ennemy out of sight.

 

[18lama]

^ They could have a special bonus against all melee units especially Roman Praetorians.

Finally Boudica of the Romans can be beaten!

 

[Leveler]

Bear patrol: Replaces Stealt Bomber. Recon mission removes all bears from revealed tiles. Costs 5 gold per turn.

 

[jimbob27]

Anthony Hopkins.

Replaces warrior for Wales, unless discovered by America, in which case they steal him. Sometimes pretends to be a Russian submarine captain. 400% against bear. May include one of the Baldwin brothers (who has 100% against Hopkins).

I just watched The Edge last night. This post might not make much sence if you haven't seen it.

 

[Uberfrog]

Special Event: Boris Johnson becomes London Mayor - you lose the game.

Boris Johnson becomes mayor- same effects as nuclear meltdown + 2 turns of anarchy.

 

[Inspector Javert]

Bear patrol: Replaces Stealt Bomber. Recon mission removes all bears from revealed tiles. Costs 5 gold per turn.

5 gold?! Thats the largest tax hike in history!!!!

 

[sydhe]

French chef. +2 gold from finding truffles, +1 food from finding cows (due to cheese), +1 health from wine, has a probability of finding edible snails.