Maniacal
the green Napoleon
Yeeeeehaaaaawwwww!
Tsar of the Russias: HoI2 Kaiserreich AAR
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The Omega
Completely Insane
Part 26: Fall of Germany
With their capital in enemy hands, and all their European allies defeated, the Germans lost all will to fight on. As the Russians rolled through Germany and France, Germans surrendured by the thousands, and the few that resisted were almost instantly wiped out. It wasn't long before all of Germany was occupied. And while Germany's colonies kept up the fight, the war was essentially over. With the fighting in Europe done, Russia gave Austria, Bohemia, Luxemburg, and Flanders-Wallonia back their independance, though they would remain Russian puppets. With Europe secure, it's suprising that Omega chose to invade the Netherlands, Oman, and Xibei San (I know I probably spelled that last one wrong....
), but perhaps it was just becuase Omega likes to invade things. But even with all these wars going on around the world, Omega was still preparing for the next war against the last major European power: The Pope.
With their capital in enemy hands, and all their European allies defeated, the Germans lost all will to fight on. As the Russians rolled through Germany and France, Germans surrendured by the thousands, and the few that resisted were almost instantly wiped out. It wasn't long before all of Germany was occupied. And while Germany's colonies kept up the fight, the war was essentially over. With the fighting in Europe done, Russia gave Austria, Bohemia, Luxemburg, and Flanders-Wallonia back their independance, though they would remain Russian puppets. With Europe secure, it's suprising that Omega chose to invade the Netherlands, Oman, and Xibei San (I know I probably spelled that last one wrong....
), but perhaps it was just becuase Omega likes to invade things. But even with all these wars going on around the world, Omega was still preparing for the next war against the last major European power: The Pope.
The Omega
Completely Insane
Part 27: the Battle of Britain
Skies over Dover: Early Morning, October 30, 1942
The massive swarm of Russian planes flew over the English countryside. The pilots inside all shared the look of grim determination. They had been given a job from the Tsar himself, to destroy the English air force, and gain complete air superiority over the island. And they were determined not to fail their Tsar.
Skies over Dover: Late Afternoon, October 30, 1942
The massive swar of Russian planes still flew over the English countryside, looking for enemy's to shoot down.
Ivan: "Gregory, seen any planes?"
Gregory: "Sorry Ivan, but no...."
Ivan: "Bugger this. We've been at this for a week and haven't seen a single blasted plane. 'Third strongest air force in the world', my foot. I'm going home."
Thus ended the Battle of Britain.
Skies over Dover: Early Morning, October 30, 1942
The massive swarm of Russian planes flew over the English countryside. The pilots inside all shared the look of grim determination. They had been given a job from the Tsar himself, to destroy the English air force, and gain complete air superiority over the island. And they were determined not to fail their Tsar.
Skies over Dover: Late Afternoon, October 30, 1942
The massive swar of Russian planes still flew over the English countryside, looking for enemy's to shoot down.
Ivan: "Gregory, seen any planes?"
Gregory: "Sorry Ivan, but no...."
Ivan: "Bugger this. We've been at this for a week and haven't seen a single blasted plane. 'Third strongest air force in the world', my foot. I'm going home."
Thus ended the Battle of Britain.
Metromonkey
Prince
How many divisions does The Pope have?
The Omega
Completely Insane
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
ROFL ROFL ROFL
I want to lead the attack on Rome it'self.
I want to lead the attack on Rome it'self.
Metromonkey
Prince
Somewhere around 50.
Course, that's no match for my 250 divisions....
Of course, The Pope's divisions are probably outdated as well.
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
I have a feeling taking on the Pope will be like shooting fish in an enviroment lacking of water and space.
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
Like a lego barrel?
The Omega
Completely Insane
Part 28: Sheer Chaos
Well.... I have no idea what's going on. The world's gone completely insane (Mostly my fault ) Europe's become a giant slugging match, where my blitzkrieg tactics have become useless. Only reason I'm still winning is cause I outnumber everything. From what I can tell:
-Crushed Italy and Carlist Spain. Released France and Italy as puppets.
-Africa's gone weirdlike: My Turkish puppets have captured some victory points, but the advance has stalled. My attempt to reinforce them has turned into a massive air/naval battle for control of stuff in the water.
-Invaded and puppeted Switzerland.
-The Netherlands launched D-Day in the Netherlands. And due to my lack of troops in the area, they're winning....
-Invaded Spain.
Aside from that, I've lost track of what's going on. I've got rebel uprisings in germany, random enemy beach landings all over Europe, and the English and German navies showing up wherever I seem to need them least....
Well.... I have no idea what's going on. The world's gone completely insane (Mostly my fault
) Europe's become a giant slugging match, where my blitzkrieg tactics have become useless. Only reason I'm still winning is cause I outnumber everything. From what I can tell:-Crushed Italy and Carlist Spain. Released France and Italy as puppets.
-Africa's gone weirdlike: My Turkish puppets have captured some victory points, but the advance has stalled. My attempt to reinforce them has turned into a massive air/naval battle for control of stuff in the water.
-Invaded and puppeted Switzerland.
-The Netherlands launched D-Day in the Netherlands. And due to my lack of troops in the area, they're winning....
-Invaded Spain.
Aside from that, I've lost track of what's going on. I've got rebel uprisings in germany, random enemy beach landings all over Europe, and the English and German navies showing up wherever I seem to need them least....
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
I think the only option is; MORE COWBELL! Put cowbells on all the enemy troops so we can keep track of them.
Or ya know just build even MORE troops.
Or ya know just build even MORE troops.
Captain2
ಠ_ృ
I might add that the sheer skill needed to get Russia as far as you've gotten it is mind blowing, i had trouble getting my army to beat rebels...
how do you do that when the Russians dont even have doctrines?
how do you do that when the Russians dont even have doctrines?
The Omega
Completely Insane
Rebels at home or in occupied territory?
Captain2
ಠ_ృ
home rebels however i was refering to how can you beat other nations?
The Omega
Completely Insane
Well, if your dissent is high enough that you're getting rebels, then there's no way you can hope to take on the other countires. As Russia, keeping dissent down for the first few years is top priority, because you get lots of dissent-increasing events, rebellions are common, and if dissent is too high, Soviet Union comes back and trys to overthrow you. Plus, high dissent means your soldiers fight worse, cause they no like you.
Also, don't declare war on anyone until you've got doctrines. The Russian army takes years to get it to be able to fight effectively, so don't go trying to invade random people until you're sure you have a military strong enough to take them down easily. Even Mongolia can be a hard-to beat enemy if they declare war on you in the first few years (Which they normally will do)
Also, don't declare war on anyone until you've got doctrines. The Russian army takes years to get it to be able to fight effectively, so don't go trying to invade random people until you're sure you have a military strong enough to take them down easily. Even Mongolia can be a hard-to beat enemy if they declare war on you in the first few years (Which they normally will do)
The Omega
Completely Insane
I reccomend not attacking the UK. They will so pwn us with the power of christ they got from the pope
They were at war with the pope up till we defeated him.... And we're still stuck in a war with England anyways, so we'll have to fight them eventually.
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
There are quite a few CFCers on the Paradox forum. Oda Nobunga and Tunch Khan being the two that come to mind first.
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
I would go there but when I tried to register an account it didn't work and i havn't gotten aronud yet to fixing that.
