1735 to Aloha 
Though our lighthouse keepers report much fewer near-collisions in the North Sea, Piffle formally rebukes Epsilon! for the methods they employed to effect that end. The ends most certainly do not justify the means in this circumstance, Gentlemen
On the plus side, the piers and quays of our northern harbors will not need as frequent rebuilding, owing to the reduced wave-action.

Though our lighthouse keepers report much fewer near-collisions in the North Sea, Piffle formally rebukes Epsilon! for the methods they employed to effect that end. The ends most certainly do not justify the means in this circumstance, Gentlemen

On the plus side, the piers and quays of our northern harbors will not need as frequent rebuilding, owing to the reduced wave-action.
