Twelve Days of Civmas

[PreLynMax]

What would you give someone on that day of Civmas?

Fill in the next day of Civmas by poem by inserting your line above the previous line. I'll start with the first day of Civmas, and copy that into your submission below yours.

Note: After the 5th day, you must submit your post in the following form:
# Noun a-Verb-ing

I'll start:

On the first day of Civmas, Fraxis gave to me...

A brand new Calvary...

 

[Jarlaxe Baenre]

On the second day of Civmas, Firaxis gave to me...

Two easily modded games... (EDIT = Oops, forgot about the 2 things rules.)

A brand new Calvary...

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Needs to be 2 of something!

2 expansion packs
and a brand new cavalry.

 

[steve_w]

Three units unique to me
Two expansion packs
And a brand new cavalry

 

[ParadigmShifter]

#5 and #10 should be obvious

Spoiler :

5 Golden Ages! EDIT: Or 5 gold mines/tiles/per turn
10 turns of peace! EDIT: 10 turns-a-peacing then

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Four Drill-IV longbows
Three units unique to me
Two expansion packs
And a brand new cavalry

...amidoinitrite?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

FIVE GO-LDEN AGES!

Four Drill-IV longbows
Three units unique to me
Two expansion packs
And a brand new cavalry

 

[Jarlaxe Baenre]

Isn't it GOL-DEN ages? Not GO-LDEN?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Another critic!

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

FIVE GO-LDEN AGES!

Four Drill-IV longbows
Three units unique to me
Two expansion packs
And a brand new cavalry

Well done, sir.

And I have a special request from the house band. Apparently they wanna sing our song.

 

[attackfighter]

Six redundant religions
FIVE GO-LDEN AGES![/SIZE]

Four Drill-IV longbows
Three units unique to me
Two expansion packs
And a brand new cavalry

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Seven workers a chopping
Six redundant religions
FIVE GO-LDEN AGES!
Four Drill-IV longbows
Three units unique to me
Two expansion packs
And a brand new cavalry

 

[ChihuahuaKing]

Eight Axemen Rushing!

 

[Shoes]

Eight totaly useless Musketeers
Seven workers a chopping
Six redundant religions
FIVE GO-LDEN AGES!
Four Drill-IV longbows
Three units unique to me
Two expansion packs
And a brand new cavalry

 

[GhostWriter16]

9 Spears a stabbing (Tanks)
Eight totaly useless Musketeers
Seven workers a chopping
Six redundant religions
FIVE GO-LDEN AGES!
Four Drill-IV longbows
Three units unique to me
Two expansion packs
And a brand new cavalry

 

[ParadigmShifter]

10 turns of peacing
9 Spears a stabbing (Tanks)
Eight totaly useless Musketeers
Seven workers a chopping
Six redundant religions
FIVE GO-LDEN AGES!
Four Drill-IV longbows
Three units unique to me
Two expansion packs
And a brand new cavalry

 

[GhostWriter16]

11 nations a fighting (On a large map)

10 turns of peacing
9 Spears a stabbing (Tanks)
Eight totaly useless Musketeers
Seven workers a chopping
Six redundant religions
FIVE GO-LDEN AGES!
Four Drill-IV longbows
Three units unique to me
Two expansion packs
And a brand new cavalry

 

[ParadigmShifter]

12 nukes a nuking
11 nations a fighting (On a large map)
10 turns of peacing
9 Spears a stabbing (Tanks)
Eight totaly useless Musketeers
Seven workers a chopping
Six redundant religions
FIVE GO-LDEN AGES!
Four Drill-IV longbows
Three units unique to me
Two expansion packs
And a brand new cavalry


I nearly went for 12 Lemon Merchants but changed my mind

Next carol then?

Tis the season to be civving? Tra la la la la la la la la?

EDIT: Maybe - Boody the red nosed Celt queen, had a very shiny nose...

EDIT2: I'll start you off...

Boody the red nosed Celt queen, had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it you would even say it glowed.
All of the other Celt queens, looked at her and were aghast
"Boody what are you thinking? Showing off your boobs and tats".

 

[Cristoval]

Eight Axemen Rushing!

Why did you guys ignore this one?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

He couldn't be arsed putting the rest of the lines in there.