Twelve Days of Civmas

[Shoes]

well me and the dude posted our posts for 8 almost the same sec and i gues they went for my =S

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Then one snowy Christmas Eve, Julius came to say:

Boody, with my stack so large

my catapults they have barrage...

 

[Shoes]

lulz rhyme (sry if i misspelled it i hope u understand what i said xD) rulz!

 

[theskibum]

Then one snowy Christmas Eve, Julius came to say:

Boody, with my stack so large

my catapults they have barrage...

Its official, ParadignShifter has too much time on his hands

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Boody, the red nosed Celt queen
Looked at Julius and laughed!
I just switched to Nationalism,
Now you know I have the draft.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Silent Knight
Holy Knight
Iron plus Horse
Guilds, of course
Raging into enemy land
Killing all who dare make a stand
Pikes vassaled to their liege
Silly Knight brought no Siege.

...kay, you really gotta try to get the tempo to work, but poster is typing with two fingers and a thumb while a sneezing baby sits on one knee. I tried...

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Dashing 'cross the Plains
In a two-horsed wooden beast
Hot blood runs through our veins
We conquer West and East
Our war cries they do scare
Making spirits quake
What fun it is to roam the earth
That our horses shake!

Chariots, Chariots, Pillaging all the way
Oh what fun it is to find a Warriored city, yay! Hey!
Chariots, Chariots, Razing all the way
You should've built some Walls up there and learned some Ar-cher-ay!

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Dashing 'cross the Plains
In a two-horsed wooden beast
Hot blood runs through our veins
We conquer West and East
Our war cries they do scare
Making spirits quake
What fun it is to roam the earth
That our horses shake!

Chariots, Chariots, Pillaging all the way
Oh what fun it is to find a Warriored city, yay! Hey!
Chariots, Chariots, Razing all the way
You should've built some Walls up there and learned some Ar-cher-ay!

2nd one is good stuff

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Okay, that's two for the mounted units. Time to flip the script...

Fortified merrily on high,
We're Drill-IV Garrison Longbows!
Look how prettily the sky
Is filled with millions of arrows!

Go-o-o-o-o-o-oria
Your blood runs in the river
Go-o-o-o-o-o-oria
You can't help now but shiver

And so there, below, below,
Your Knights and Maces get killed
What is this pretty blue glow
Up here on top of this hill?

Mo-o-o-o-o-o-oria
Promotions for us to choose from
Mo-o-o-o-o-o-oria
Problems for you will still come

Pray you, to your heathen god
Who's got you so enthralled
That up our hill again you trod
And attack us longbows walled!

Sto-o-o-o-o-o-oria
This'll be our Heroic Epic!
Sto-o-o-o-o-o-oria
Of our flying pointy death stick!

...

Kay, think I was really reaching with that last verse. I need to go to bed. Hope I have helped y'all get into the Christmas spirit.

 

[steve_w]

^^^^

 

[Shoes]

Lol guys check this out (no connection to Civ but u reminded me of it xD) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOmZmLL3WF8 Its a parody to Jingle Bells performed by our fav puppet Achmed

PS: If u got offended by it ur special

 

[Terrance888]

Deck the halls with bundles of bodies
Falalalala lalalala
Tis the season to be bloody
Falalalala lalalala

Give them a fa-ace full of iron
Falalalala lalalala
Tis the season to kill Monty
Falalalala lalalala

- From a sarcastic friend who doesn't want a account.

He's making a list
Checking it twice
He knows if you teched Railroads or Flight
Monty's stack is coming to town!

He knows when you are building
He knows when you are weak
He knows when your making units or not
So make units for units sake!

Mine!


EDIT: We sure hate MONTY.

 

[Bushface]

Montezuma once looked out
Thought the odds were even
So he gave a mighty shout
"Jaguars - get weavin' "
Swords a-swinging, off they went
Gaily into battle
Met some men with longbows bent
Got cut down like ca-at-le !

 

[attackfighter]

yankee doodle is not a christmas song

here is a song I just wrote about civ 3 though:

thrusting the spear
tanks hide in fear
spearman has come
enemy must run
oh how I loooove play-ing civ 3

tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
hours have past
victory at last
or so I thought
enemy has bought
every other ciiiiiv
into war with me

enemies attack
fighters lost to flack
valiant defense
but no more pretense
I have lost this gaaaame un-fort-u-nately

not all in vain
'least there was a gain
it was no bore
unlike civ 4
happiness revived
after civ 5
what a great tiiiime, play-ing civ 3

Edit: Here is another one I just wrote about civ 3/4

Ragnar the idiot viking
spamming cottages merrilyyyy
using financial to his advantage
one could even say it's OP!

all of the other leaders
whined about his unique unit
until firaxis nerfed it
and made it's uses pummit

then the next very sad game
the player was robbed of glee
"this take on Ragnar is too dumb!"
"I'm gonna play him in civ three"

Then suddenly Ragnar was useful
and balaced adequitelyyyy
ragnar the now-smart viking
found his place in civ threeeee

 

[gilmore606]

(to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

Monnnty the Aztec
Was a crazy frickin' yob
With a feathered hat and a great big bat
And a ridiculous UNIT_PROB

There must have been some magic in
That goody hut he popped
For when I rushed him with axemen
I turned out to be completely f**ked...

Monnnnty the Aztec
Is a right bastard, they say
I don't think I will be telling the forum
How I lost this game today.

 

[attackfighter]

I just realized Rudolhp the Riendeer and Frosty the SNowman have the same themes....