Typing Monkeys! (Non-radioactive!)

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I thought this was hilarious.

TYPING MONKEY'S DON'T WRITE SHAKESPEARE

By JILL LAWLESS, Associated Press Writer

LONDON - Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare.

Give six monkeys one computer for a month, and they will make a mess.

Researchers at Plymouth University in England reported this week that primates left alone with a computer attacked the machine and failed to produce a single word.

"They pressed a lot of S's," researcher Mike Phillips said Friday. "Obviously, English isn't their first language."

In a project intended more as performance art than scientific experiment, faculty and students in the university's media program left a computer in the monkey enclosure at Paignton Zoo in southwest England, home to six Sulawesi crested macaques.

Then, they waited.

At first, said Phillips, "the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it.

"Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard," added Phillips, who runs the university's Institute of Digital Arts and Technologies.

Eventually, monkeys Elmo, Gum, Heather, Holly, Mistletoe and Rowan produced five pages of text, composed primarily of the letter S. Later, the letters A, J, L and M crept in.

The notion that monkeys typing at random will eventually produce literature is often attributed to Thomas Huxley, a 19th-century scientist who supported Charles Darwin's theories of evolution. Mathematicians have also used it to illustrate concepts of chance.

The Plymouth experiment was funded by England's Arts Council and part of the Vivaria Project, which plans to install computers in zoos across Europe to study differences between animal and artificial life.

Phillips said the results showed that monkeys "are not random generators. They're more complex than that.

"They were quite interested in the screen, and they saw that when they typed a letter, something happened. There was a level of intention there."

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On the Net:

The monkeys' output: www.vivaria.net/experiments/notes/publication/
 
At first, said Phillips, "the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it.

:lol: That was my favorite. I feel like that lot, actually! :lol:
 
Originally posted by thestonesfan

LONDON - Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare.

Give six monkeys one computer for a month, and they will make a mess.

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Who the heck came up with that theory? Whoever they are, they must have been one of those six monkeys messing up the computers. Is this for real, did somebody really want to see if monkeys were artistic geniuses, or is this just some stupid joke? Either way, it's still funny! :D
 
It's for real. I don't know that I'd call it a "theory" or not, but I have heard of it. The gist of it is that even monkeys will evolve the genius of Shakespeare with enough time and computers.

In the light of this groundbreaking new research, I don't think they would though.
 
Originally posted by thestonesfan
The Plymouth experiment was funded by England's Arts Council and part of the Vivaria Project, which plans to install computers in zoos across Europe to study differences between animal and artificial life.

Out of curiosity, how do said organizations get their funding?
 
Originally posted by knowltok2


Out of curiosity, how do said organizations get their funding?

Excess bananas. ;)
 
Originally posted by knowltok2


Out of curiosity, how do said organizations get their funding?

Look in your wallet. See what ISN'T in there?
 
Originally posted by thestonesfan
The gist of it is that even monkeys will evolve the genius of Shakespeare with enough time and computers.
I always assumed the "theory" meant that, with an infinite (keyword: infinite) number of monkeys and computers, the works of Shakespeare would eventually be typed up, because if what they type is a random combination of letters, Shakespeare's work would eventually have to be made. In theory, it makes a little sense, but of course their typing isn't random (as this showed).
 
Nothing in this universe is completely random, but some things are pretty close.
 
Originally posted by thestonesfan


Look in your wallet. See what ISN'T in there?

A worry for our British friends in this particular case.

Originally posted by xghost
Excess bananas.


I do remember something about EU violations of free trade in regards to supporting former colonies and their fruit production over non-former colonies.

See, it all comes full circle. ;)
 
"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?"
 
"They pressed a lot of S's," researcher Mike Phillips said Friday. "Obviously, English isn't their first language."

:rotfl:

They have to try again with Giant Radioactive Monkeys
 
wouldnt beating the hell out of a computer, and "urinating" or one be kinda dangerous for the monkeys? After smashing it up, there would be alot of loose wires, and then urinating on it!?! We all know liquids are generally good conducters....... :p
 
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Originally posted by Dralix
"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?"
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haha, the best Simpsons episode ever.
 
Originally posted by Gainy bo
wouldnt beating the hell out of a computer, and "urinating" or one be kinda dangerous for the monkeys? After smashing it up, there would be alot of loose wires, and then urinating on it!?! We all know liquids are generally good conducters....... :p

Well how would the monkeys know that? The scientists wouldn't want to stop them from doing it so as to not interfere with the experiment etc. etc. Personally, I think we should ban all other forms of life on earth beside humans from using the computer least our computers become yellow from monkey urine. :D
 
Yeah xghost, what are the lives of a few monkeys in the name of finding out if monkeys can type something sensible?:rolleyes:
 
Of all the possible experiments with monkeys they do this one? If only my monkey testing license would come through I'll have them producing Shakespeare in no time. That or my local Chinese restaurant will be getting a large delivery.
 
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