Unrelated to Civ Joke

[Lefty Scaevola]

. The liberated couple went to the nude beach with their grade school age son.
After a little while he ran up to his mother and said "mommy! mommy! all the ladies here have bigger boobies than you". she says "well, son the bigger the dumber"
after a while he returns and says "mommy! mommy! all the men have bigger ding-a-lings than daddy!" she says "well son, the bigger, the dumber"
. he comes back a third time and says
"mommy! mommy! daddy is talking to the dumbest lady you ever saw, and the more he talks to her, the DUMBER HE GETS!'

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Gauis Mucius Scaevola
Older, richer, and wiser than you.

[This message has been edited by Lefty Scaevola (edited November 06, 2000).]

 

[Andz83]

ROTFLMAO

 

[VanillaCube]

a cowboy was riding his horse and he finds an indian lying on the ground with his thing sticking up in the air
the cowboy asks the indian "may I ask what your doing " and the indian replies "im telling time"
so the cowboy rides a little further and finds another indian lying on the ground but he is jacking off the cowboy asks" may i ask what you are doing "
and the indian replies " oh im winding my clock"

 

[Andz83]

dirty...

not as funny as the first one...

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

A traveling salesman went into a a country bar. he noticed an sign over the bar "$20 prize if you make the horse laugh". He inquired and the bartender said that if you make the stallion in the stall out back laugh, I give $20.
. The saleman said that wo'nt be hard and went to the stall. The patrons here the horse laughing and go check it out. They go back into the bar and the owner pays the salesman, who then says I bet $100 that I can make him cry. The bet is maid and he goes back to the stall. He calls them out and sho'nuff the stallion is crying. The owner ask how did he manage to do it.
. The salesman said the first time I went out, i told the lorse that I hand a whang biiger than his, and he laughed.
. The second time, I showed it to him.

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Gauis Mucius Scaevola
Older, richer, and wiser than you.

 

[KaNick]

Good stuff.

 

[CIVPhilzilla]

, dirty but funny.

 

[LLXerxes]

I've seen it before! Funny, alittle dirty, but funny

LOLROTFLMAO!

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Funny, but dirty

 

[RegentMan]

Um... you four do realize that this is a three and a half year old thread?! Why did you revive it?


Oh well. 1000th post!!!

 

[Goober]

Ok, this is the hugest bump I have ever seen, KaNick . . .

The first one was the best . . .

 

[KaNick]

Um... you four do realize that this is a three and a half year old thread?! Why did you revive it?


Oh well. 1000th post!!!

 

[Moss]

Well at least we've learned one thing...Lefty has never been able to type, it wasn't caused because of old age.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Um... you four do realize that this is a three and a half year old thread?! Why did you revive it?

He likely wanted to show what we could post in the old days, before the rules became more strict and before moderators (that was just 10 days after this forum began). Too dirty for the current rules, closed.