WarNES1: The Coming

Sooo what's it gonna be Xen?

Five gold to the victors or the conquest of your nation?
 
To Amorfal
From the Goblins


3 Gold upfront, or I continue the invasion. Your at the short end of the stick here, so choose wisely.
 
Meh. Bring it on greenskin. You will have naught then.
And Xen... I'm sorry but you'll have to pay me 4 gold in order for me to fight the goblins properly. (I'm sure the Catalians aggree) If not Amorfal and Catalia will destroy Tarakfal and then move on to fight back the goblins (diplo: am I right Catalia?) so don't get any funny ideas about me wussing out 'skuhz of a two-front war.
 
both your nations can promptlly screw themselves.
 
From Catalia
To Amorfal:
We have our own reasons to go to this war.

From Catalia
To Tarakfal:
Give us control of the forests and we will have peace.
 
alright, you may have the forests.
 
From Catalia
To Tarakfal:

Then peace it is.
 
Hey Xen, let me armies through so I can sacrifice them in beating up the Catalian elvenish-traitors eh?

I get my revenge of ultimate bloodlust, you get your both nations getting screwed to bits (in your own words) and the goblins get my borderlands. Sound saavvy?

To: Catalia
From: Amorfal

We're going all-out on you. Not to gain on this ourselves but to utterly destroy you for destroying our ambitions. Reconsider.
 
From Catalia;
To Amorfal

War shall be upon your nation and on your head.
 
Xen, good Tarak, may I declare fealty and transfer the allegiance of all of Amorfal to you? I wish only to retain control of my army and the 4 gold in the treasure which will be spent on soldiers. The army will go south and kill Catalians.

At least out race will survive.

(Basically, all of Amorfal becomes Tarakfall and my army is still under MINE control which WILL go South and I will keep 4 gold to buy elf-killers. You okay with that Xen?)
((Pretty please with strawberries on. I simply MUST make an example of those elves! You can have it all!))

Warman17 these are my official redone orders (I've sent 2 orders to you but these are my third and final).

Build Archers for 4 Gold.
Surrender all lands to Tarakfall.
Attack Catalia with my entire army, now including archers for 4 more gold.

(I know this isn't proof of my intent Xen as I can easily make a fourth order to Warman17, but I haven't so I hope you just don't attack me once I leave for Doran and my 4-gold archers and the rest of my army from the goblin borders move towards your present southeast to stage a massive attack at at the Catalians at once any of them at all gets there. It'll be wild and nasty. Please don't stop me, not that your small army could anyway. I don't know about support but I will take what I need in order for my army to survive until it can fight gloriously against Catalians for my revenge and humanity's survival in this region.)

Warman17 my army orders are...
Lift the Siege on Doran. March south to Attack the Catalians immediately and at once they get there.
The rest of my army will make haste and join up with the attackers on they get there.
 
Meh, what a pathetic post.
Make that 'it would be nice of you Xen' and if you don't I'll just march south and pillage (with only my own support maybe not enough not to not pillage) until I get there and kill elves at once anyway.

Warman17, I'll also retain any support functions from Amorfal.
If they yell at me I tell them I'm transferring their allegiance directly to the Tarak's so they'll retain their positions (and medieval societies aren't very nationalistic, more feudal sorta if that's what it's modelled on) and Tarakfal wil probably defend their new lands after I deal with their elven menace. I also tell them I'm saving humanity so I'm a glorious leader of all of men, the should-have-been, but thanks to the bloody elves it's the Taraks who will lead humanity after my great sacrifice. And thanks to my sacrifice maybe he'll be nice to you. We're pretty screwed anyway.

(I hope you don't have rebellions..,. don't think so but.)

So yeah!
*Here's to the death of Catalia§!
CHEERS!
FOR HUMANITY!!!!! WEEEE ATTTTTACK!!!
 
@totone- I dont spend all my time in the threads, so it takes me a while to answer diplo

anyway, sure go for it- I'd be willign to make you an imperial general
 
@ Neither do I, except a lot when I procrastinate... (edit: wait you have over 10k posts!!! meh :))
(I wasn't expecting any answer come soon)

OK.
 
@ raistlin291 they're the pinkish/purpleish nation that invaded orange
 
yeah, and that turned it's back on me
it's about to be destroyed because of the stupid NPC-Personality Warman put it on

turn back to the alliance with Amorfal and it won't happen, then Tarak will die instead

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Orders for the Imperial Army, 2'nd division

Gather tax (4 gold)
Spend 4 gold on 1.000 archers
leave Amorfal and transfer allegiance of the cities and nobles to the king of Tarakfal
rezendvous the entire army to the south of Tarak a little to the northeast of the Catalian forest (you know, the northeastwardly curve from the forests)
expand southwardly along the plain to bypass the forests and open up a new front on the plains bordering Catalia main
 
missing fantasmo and Cuv's orders. considering they're in a war with each other doing an update won't be bad. Update tonight regardless of if their orders are in or not.
 
i just realized Xen's old orders ar enow kinda invalid Amrfal being a vassal and all. I'll give it a day for the update.
 
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