What are your hopes for 2002?

[Simon Darkshade]

As I mentioned in a similar thread:

Do copious amounts of shooting
Avoid the human race
Hoard money like a miser
Buy a car

"Take a night job as a cab driver in New York City, spending my time popping pills and going to porno movies. Become progressively disgusted and disillusioned with the surrounds, and, after meeting a 13 year old prostitute, shave my head into a mohawk and go on an orgy of violence against criminals. Survive, although wounded. Get nominated for an Oscar"

 

[Globber]

1. Reducing Bin Laden to a quivering pile of smoldering jelly.

2. CIV IV

3. Sleep before midnight, wake up before noon

4. eat more cheese

5. Be more lazy-not possible

6. Install a toilet and pizza delivery slot by computer

7. two words...Penal offense...LOL

8. erm....do good in school

 

[Knowltok 2]

Many of you are too young for this, but have any of you seen the SNL skit with Steve Martin at the piano going through his wishes for the new year. It's a clasic.

"If I had one wish, it would be that all the children of the world would hold hands and sing a song of peace."

"If I had two wishes it would be that world hunger would end, and all the children of the world would hold hands and sing a song of peace."

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"If I had five wishes I'd wish for an end to hunger, that kids singing thing, and......"
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"If I had eight wishes, Id take that kid thing. Ah, who am I kidding, that'll never happen, give me an extra 10 million.


Paraphrased, but you get the idea.

 

[ComradeDavo]

WAR AIMS FOR THIS YEAR:

1) begin to learn how to play guitar
2) go to the reading festival
3) get a girlfriend
4) do ok at school
5) argue on civforums less
6) complete 'operation: flashpoint'
7) improve at football (soccer)
8) read more
9) overthrow capatilism
10) be happier

 

[Whiskey Priest]

1) Stop being dragged to bars with dance floors (I don't dance!)
2)Start a lovely three plant garden in my closet (oh yeah!)
3)Take up martial arts
4)Beat enemies up
3)learn to count
6)Quit smoking cigerettes (yeah right)
7)Stop eating food that comes individually wrapped (that includes the dreaded pizza pop which comes in a delicious pair)
8)Go through the entire year without being locked in the local drunk tank (hasen't happened in two years)
9)Spend more time playing guitar
10) Spend more time meditating
11) Leave my sh*tty community college and get accepted into a real school (preferably in Toronto, or it's ugly, dirty, impoverished cousin North York)
12)Stop being so god damned negative.
13)Go just one week with out polishing off a dozen of Tim Horton's finest (The canucks will no what I mean)
14) Hunt down this guy I know who moved to North Carolina and failed to pay the two hundred dollars he owes me (bastard)
15)Learn a new language
16)Treat daytime as something other then that anoying light that wakes my up when I should be sleeping off my hangover.
17)Drink less whiskey (but more beer!)
18) Visit my friend in Hong Kong
19) Become wealthy thorugh luck or inheritance

 

[Blackadder]

1. Get excellent G.C.S.E. marks (without cheating...not that I do that )

2. Free Kaliningrad.

3. That someone who actually works towards world piece will be awarded the Nobel piece prize.

4. Somehow mention a Portugese man of war in a civ thread. (That hope has already been fufilled.)

5. I hope no one will get the idea that world piece can only be obtained by ending all human civilisation and thus prevent all future wars.

6. Watch Kim Yun Sun II get deposed and Korea united (hopefully)

7. Watch Tony Blair get deposed '' '' (hopefully)

8. Will never have to speak French in front of the evil French teacher.

 

[Suppersalmon]

eat some food
sleep for longer
jump out of the wa ylike my gcse's like a disease
have loads o bozee
and watch more TV

 

[ComradeDavo]

. Get excellent G.C.S.E. marks (without cheating...not that I do that )

I done that last year

2. Free Kaliningrad.

That is some weird aim dude.....it's like saying you want to free the Russians from the Russians...in fact it is saying you want to free the Russians from the Russians!!! AHHH! (sorry I just found that one really funny!!!!!!! )

sleep for longer

Good plan

 

[Blackadder]

Originally posted by ComradeDavo





That is some weird aim dude.....it's like saying you want to free the Russians from the Russians...in fact it is saying you want to free the Russians from the Russians!!! AHHH! (sorry I just found that one really funny!!!!!!! )

Why not ????

The Moldavians achieved freedom from Romania, some Northern Irelanders don't want to be fused with South Ireland.
Beside, if you look at a map, you would realise just how far away Russia and Kaliningrad are. What's more, I'm the first one to suggest freeing Prussia, for Konigsburg is Kaliningrad! (still cannot get the keybord to put in Geman accents, make that hope number 9!)

 

[dannyevilcat]

1) find either a meteorite or an atom bomb in my back yard. One will make me either rich or all powerful. Maybe both?

2) Serve aboard one of the Canadian ships in the gulf, because I am joining the navy and damn it I want to be where the action is.

3) Pay January's rent before February rolls around

4) Chain Dark Sheer to a desk and make him create new animated civ units for me day and night.

5) Battle Louis Anderson in mortal combat.

6) Errr... play Civ...

 

[Morgasshk]

I would like to ermm.....


1. Start at the Gym (ok, already started, keep going is more like it)

2. get time to play civ... any... for ANY time.... grrrr.

3. Drinks with my friends more than once a friggin month....

4. See old friends more

5. hope my girlfriend acts on her 3some desire... crap, did I write that...

6. finish my traineeship

7. get internet at home again....

8. Fix the holley on my car

9. Get new shocks for my car

10. fix the window on my car

11. Acquire many tires for my car

12. Burn lots of tires in my car..

13. cough, cough, get my license after two years of driving licenseless....

14. Eat better, lose weight on my gut and tubby arse

15. Make some decent amount of money...


morgasshk

 

[Suppersalmon]

England to win the world cup

 

[ApocalypseKurtz]

1) lose beer belly and get jacked for this summer
2) get a 3.5 or higher GPA
3) bang some hot chicks
4) reconcile with my ex girlfriend (conflicts with 3 but Ill take one or the other )
5) beat Civ3 on Emperor (not even gonna try Deity until this)
6) visit Montreal

For the next 5 years:
1) Graduate from college
2) Elect a Democrat in 2004 in the US (hopefully Daschle or Kerry)
3) Democrats regain control of the house and keep the senate
4) Perhaps get married if the right lucky lady comes along
5) vacation outside of North America

If all else fails, or even if it doesn't,

DRINK AWAY MY PROBLEMS EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT