What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?

[BuckyRea]

He works it out with a pencil.

 

[Yared]

 

[nzk13]

Doesn't everybody know that one?

 

[Onionsoilder]

Good, I suppose, but... couldn't this have been posted in the existing joke thread instead of making a new one?

 

[Lord Baal]

He works it out with a pencil.

I hear that's also what he does when he feels lonely.

 

[nzk13]

I hear that's also what he does when he feels lonely.

Now that I never heard before. I understand how that can work with a girl, but a guy? I don't know.

 

[Lord Baal]

Now that I never heard before. I understand how that can work with a girl, but a guy? I don't know.

Very lonely.