What Happens Next?

Catharsis · Dec 24, 2007

...myself passing out in a cocktail bar in Tijuana, which was strange because...

Harbringer · Dec 24, 2007

I was back across the border neraly nude with a slight pain in my...

ggganz · Dec 24, 2007

...right ear. I had a swollen gland. I probably caught a virus when I...

Splime · Dec 24, 2007

forced Oprah onto that plane. So, I went to the nearest...

ggganz · Dec 24, 2007

...underground tunnel, because Oprah was in Congo. The tunnel led to...

Harbringer · Dec 24, 2007

a secret underground(both litterally and figuratively) orginization controlled by oprah and run by........

ggganz · Dec 24, 2007

polend!!!!

mythmonster2 · Dec 24, 2007

Which had recently had a rebellion led by...

ggganz · Dec 24, 2007

TEH ALIENZ again.

oneperson · Dec 24, 2007

The Aliens said:

FGSFDS! ASDFQWERTYGHJKLUIOP!!! QWER??!?!?!?!

ggganz · Dec 24, 2007

I replied: YIOP[]\789+TEH! N PWNLY!!?

Harbringer · Dec 25, 2007

the event was documented for discovery but failed to gross well becuase.......

ggganz · Dec 25, 2007

13375p34k is not understood by the majority of historians. But that would soon change, because...

Fëanor · Dec 25, 2007

...the aliens took over earth and made 13375p34k the mandatory first language, failure to learn it properly was punishable by...

Catharsis · Dec 25, 2007

...Jove, so we'll bally make sure they learn it, what!

So said the old colonel as he sank deeper into...

mythmonster2 · Dec 25, 2007

the ocean, luckily he was saved by a...

ggganz · Dec 25, 2007

guy in a green shirt, who took off the shirt to expose a purple one underneath, and stabbed his eye.

Harbringer · Dec 25, 2007

"Cyanide and happeiness" of course filed a law a copyrite lawsuit against ggganz for his last post, but it was dismissed becuase.......

ggganz · Dec 25, 2007

"copyright" was spelled wrong.

oneperson · Dec 25, 2007

This caused an international uproar over 'What are schools teaching our children?'. led by...