What Happens Next?

[ggganz]

DanQ, who brought CFC into it in a Pearl Harbor like attack, also bringing into question the spelling of "happiness".

 

[D'Artagnan59]

And then I went into the closet with the uber-hot female shoe-monster.

 

[Harbringer]

Who discussed how she despised grammar nazis at length....

 

[Fëanor]

...but was interrupted by a enormous explosion caused by...

 

[Enkidu Warrior]

terrorists. The terrorists were extremist CFC grammar nazi's who formed a global grammar terror network called...

 

[carmen510]

The CivJunction grammer nazis, formed after...

 

[Fëanor]

...the Grammar Nazi convention of 2007, their goal is to...

 

[mythmonster2]

found a grammar-mistake-free society, luckily, they got ratted out by one...

 

[Enkidu Warrior]

helluva badly written e-mail sent to the relevant authorities, who immediately executed all involved by...

 

[Fëanor]

playing speeches of George W. Bush, this caused the brains of the grammar nazis to...

 

[oneperson]

create rips in the space time continuum. This brought the Headcrabs from the Half life series. One of them immediately jumped on...

 

[Fëanor]

...the Alien that was sent to supervise the execution.
After a brief struggle between the Alien and the Headcrab...

 

[ggganz]

...both asploded because of the...

 

[Swedishguy]

...rip in the Space Time Continuum. Also, a very famous actor I met was...

 

[mythmonster2]

actually from planet Mars, and their real name was Gr'lllk. This is related to the main story because...

 

[ggganz]

...the actor was my art teacher's child.

 

[Catharsis]

I'd first met him back in Houston in 1967. There was love in the air in those days - you could tell by the way his...

 

[oneperson]

obscenities flew so gracefully out of his mouth, which was odd because...

 

[Splime]

he was fresh out of the...

 

[Swedishguy]

...womb, which means that...