What Happens Next?

[Stuck in Pi]

Until the Mexicans show up, who shout Spanish constantly.

 

[ggganz]

Spoiler :

SS-18, can't you at least spell mispellings correctly?

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

And it would appear ggganz did not know the concept of the "typographical error." He was sent to a reeducation center for this.

 

[ggganz]

Upon arriving at this reeducation center, he met someone he had known from a past life. This person remembered it and began every method he knew to bring back the repressed memories, including...

 

[Swedishguy]

...his very first dream, which was about...

 

[Stuck in Pi]

A person named Raynor, from some space colony.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Seven hundred imams began to declare Holly War on the infidels (basically everyone but them).

 

[Stuck in Pi]

And then the Pope called a Crusade, and the (5th?) Crusade was launched.

 

[ggganz]

That would be 10th. At least.

 

[ggganz]

Then ggganz remembered who he was: Uglash, spending day after day at Gramsfoot, sending people to the sofa pits.

 

[Swedishguy]

The sofa pits are a series of reeducation camps.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Then Pope Benedict Palpatine unleashed his dark Jedi Powers, killing millions of Muslims around the globe.

 

[ggganz]

The sofa pits are a series of reeducation camps.

Spoiler :

Well, that's fine for this story, but the sofa pits are actually from The Lord of the Rings Online.

 

[Endwar 005]

That being said, a sniper rifle shot rang out through the air, aimed at a....

 

[ggganz]

...bathtub full of toxic waste.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

This killed the evil Pope Palpatine, who loved bathing in toxic waster after torturing Buddhists. Meanwhile, 500 divisions of the Hindu army have invaded China.

 

[Swedishguy]

They left India unchecked and was overrun by Pakistan.

 

[lutzj]

Pakistan then rejoined with Bangladesh and formed the Lutzj is Great Empire

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

The newly formed empire was invaded by the Armies of Kung Fu Tze. They razed every city to the ground, looted every single treasure, flooded every lowland, bombed every mountain, filled every valley with rocks, sold every citizen into slavery, poisoned all water supplies, salted the earth with radioactive isotopes, burned all the vegetation, shot every animal, dumped trash on every clean space, burned many things to pollute the air, and teabagged the land for good measure. Realizing they had invaded the wrong empire, they marched on to India.

 

[Swedishguy]

When they realized they were out of supplies and died.