What Happens Next?

[salty mud]

And Greedo destroys the Jedi.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

And Han shoots Greedo first.

 

[ggganz]

And Han gets stuffed into an exhaust pipe soon afterward.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

And then the exhaust pipe is stuffed into...

 

[ggganz]

The Cracks of Doom.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Which explode with his smell and contaminate the galaxy. It is now uninhabitable.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Stuk I. Pi wonders what to do with the remaining forces of the Soviet Luftwaffle.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

I send them on a mission to kill America. Which they do successfully. I conquer America. Gwoo.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

But a bunch of mad Mexican martians dice you up!

 

[Swedishguy]

Which in turn are wacked by the Zulu clowns.

 

[ggganz]

Which are pwned (and told so) by the Gou'uld.

 

[salty mud]

TEH ALEINZ and TEH MARTIANZ unite and own Gou'uld.

 

[ggganz]

Then I correct them and say "it's 'pwned'!" And choxorn says "no, it's 'pwn3d'!"

 

[Swedishguy]

Swedishguy, however, is of the opinion that it's actually owned!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

And a guy who plays FPS's says "stfu noobs, its correct either way"

 

[Backwards Logic]

Then the Master Chief shows up. He agrees that either way of saying "owned" is correct. However, he expresses his personal choice of "pwned."

 

[Endwar 005]

At which point he is hit with a spartan laser, but lives because ______ jumps in the way, who survives the explosion!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Stuk I. Pi

 

[salty mud]

But he blames it on TEH ALIENZ.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Salty mud rains from the skies.