What Happens Next?

[Stuck in Pi]

Stuck in Pi pulls out a Big Rocket Launcher and blows up TEH ALIENZ

 

[salty mud]

While Salty mud is still raining from the skies.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Scientists at Alamogardo, New Mexico decide to blow up the sky, sick of the salty mud deluge. The atmosphere burns, and smells of rectum.

 

[salty mud]

All the salt and the mud residue falls, and leaves a horrible sticky mess of salty mud on the ground.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

An Indian man then said "Who wants curry?"

 

[salty mud]

SS-18 ICBM, who has probably already died and been reseurected (again) says "I do!" He eats his curry.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

SS-18 ICBM, watching from his orbital platform and observing thw world's populace. His numerous clones prowl the globe, feeding the leader information. He wonders why one of them is eating the recent organic compound salt precipitation.

 

[salty mud]

TEH ALEINZ attack SS-18 ICBM orbital station with a huge army of robotic water pistols.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

The Robotic Control device allows SS-18 to control the robots, and create more salty mud on Earth's surface.

 

[salty mud]

After 15 million millenia of salty mud creation, TEH MUDZ MONSTERZ unite under the banner of...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

SS-18 ICBM, and led by their leader, the Exalted Salty Mud, rule Mars with a reign of mud.

 

[salty mud]

TEH MUDZ MONSTERZ are happy, but Exalted Salty Mud has a dirty plan...

 

[D'Artagnan59]

But I quickly take over Mars and re-establish the IGROM.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Which are then destroyed by the mud overlords of Mars. Meanwhile, SS-18 continues his dominance of Earth.

 

[Endwar 005]

Which is halted and eraticated by the penguin uprising, and the surviving ss-18's go...

 

[GuitarHero]

....To a slaughterhouse! Where they are mutilated and devoured by....

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

penguins, who are then turned into organic prescusors to more SS18 clones.

 

[GuitarHero]

But, they did not know that the Aqua Teen Hunger Force was in town, and that Meatwad was hankerin' for a....

 

[ggganz]

...glowstick for his Halloween costume, but he took GuitarHero's avatar's light saber instead.

Then TEH GOVORNMINTZ passed a law that all proper nouns shall be placed in the same form as TEH ALIENZ, TEH MUDZ MONSTERZ, AND TEH GOVORNMINTZ, (using all caps, TEH, and Z)

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

The Coalition for Proper Grammar and Spelling then overthrows "TEH GOVARMEENTZ", instituting a benevolent ruler who brutally massacres any who dare torture the English language, which is now the sole language on Earth.