What Happens Next?

[Endwar 005]

Then killed him self, depressed at the lack of bubbles. In an unrelated story....

 

[Stylesrj]

...a warthog was exploded recently. 500 grenades had been stacked underneath. When asked to comment, Master Chief said "I thought this was Halo 1. No wonder the jeep's acceleration was so fast when I got it into position"
Just then...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

The Arbiter jumped out from behind a bush and slide-tackled...

 

[Endwar 005]

several furbies, who...

 

[Stylesrj]

...started chattering annoyingly! GAH WHY DO THEY HAVE TO MAKE ALL THOSE STUPID NOISES, GODDAMMIT!! And then the Furbies went off to GAHHH WHY? SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE ME??

The Master Chief.... WHY DO THEY KEEP SHUTTING ME OUT!!???
The Arbiter...

 

[Sciguy001]

"Hi everyone!" This comment was revelent to the discussion because...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

He had just eaten Fruity Pebbles, and Barney had...

 

[Stylesrj]

...given a loud belch. Moe than fined him...

 

[Nictel]

...by travelling back in to the future...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

With a chicken, and introducing poultry to the continent of...

 

[Stylesrj]

Australia. They lived happily ever after.
The End!
Once upon a time during the financial crisis...

 

[CivOtaku]

...Finlands prime minister Matti Vanhanen said:...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

"There are too many people on Earth," and proceeded to invade...

 

[Stylesrj]

...Denmark, because he had lost his Danish and he wanted a fresh one. While on his invasion march...

 

[CivOtaku]

...a Swedish assasin took aim to his head...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

And fired a plantain-powered bullet, which accidently hit...

 

[Sciguy001]

the prime minister of canada, whom no one knew the name of. the canadians reacted by...

 

[Stylesrj]

...playing hockey! Just then, the UNSC Spirit of Fire flew in with...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Over 9000 terrorists, who proceeded to...

 

[Sciguy001]

tickle radioactive Elmo dolls wich was addicting because the laugh the elmo's emitted was...