What Happens Next?

[Sciguy001]

Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick who were touring Yugoslavia because....

 

[Firestorm94]

that's what all the gay couples are doing these days, however Martin Luther...

 

[Stylesrj]

...Prime Jr. transformed into his robot form and went to do battle with the robot personification of segregation- Megasplit!
The two battled on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, Luther with his dreams, and Megasplit with its "Whites Only" policy. In the end, the victor of this epic battle was...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

A nine-legged Arabian camel, which had just finished a box of...

 

[Firestorm94]

generic cereal that was called...

 

[Stylesrj]

Generic Cereal. Indiana Jones, George Bush and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

GTFO of my bar or ima smack you upside the head! The penguin...

 

[Sciguy001]

challenged George Bush to a fight-to-the-death battle on top of the empire state building over plastic cherry textbook binders. This only made sence to Indian Jones because...

 

[Stylesrj]

...he was running from a giant boulder. Just then, Sinistar declared...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

That he had just impregnated...

 

[Seon]

...a womb of a virgin in a far off planet called Tatooine which shall be the the harbinger of death and destruction. However, before his plans could be completed...

 

[Stylesrj]

...the lone starfighter came in with his Sinibombs and blew up Sinistar, making sure he couldn't harm anyone. However...

 

[Seon]

... the Dark Lord of the Resses Puff Empire was listening to the Sinister's rambling, and thought that it was a great idea to pursue, so...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

He ran at full speed into a brick wall and...

 

[Stylesrj]

...dropped several gold coins. Mario and Sinistar's drones both raced to collect them (Mario wanted more points, the drones needed them to rebuild Sinistar). Just then however, the Lone Starfighter...

 

[Sciguy001]

realized that him and Mario were mearly actors in a commercial for...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Post-it notes! Mario decided it was time to...

 

[Seon]

...eat ten boxes of ramen and blow up. The ramen salesmen however...

 

[Stylesrj]

...armed themselves with Sinibombs and went after Ikea and Chuck Norris and Sinistar. Just then however, Mario and the Lone Starfighter...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Came back from the 12587856ˆ23586th dimension and began to...