What Happens Next?

[oneperson]

However, some of teh kittehs that I saved were actually...

 

[ggganz]

zombie ninja robot pirate cowboy art teachers with Oprah's head sewn onto their necks, made in a factory in Congo funded by Polend and kept secret by the survivors of TEH ALIENZ, armed with magazine shooters.

 

[Gladinia]

I was flabbergasted

 

[Endwar 005]

Flabberghasted indeed. I asked one if it knew how to talk, and it started chewing on my hair...

 

[ggganz]

and I hit it with...

 

[Swedishguy]

...my hair.

 

[ggganz]

Then the ______ asploded.

 

[Fëanor]

killing everyone in the area but me, i survived due to...

 

[ggganz]

No, you're supposed to fill in the blank!!

Fine, I'll do it:
city

I survived due to my anti asplosion underpants.

 

[Fëanor]

No, you're supposed to fill in the blank!!

(i though it was related to bad language censorship )

As i walked though the remains of the city i encountered a...

 

[ggganz]

funny-shaped...

 

[Endwar 005]

Lizard-like...

 

[ggganz]

albino....

 

[Fëanor]

Black.....

 

[ggganz]

sheep! (how could you not see that coming?)

 

[oneperson]

I remembered what I had learned at art class, and yelled...

 

[ggganz]

"Klaatu barada nikto!!"

 

[Fëanor]

nuqneH!...

 

[ggganz]

Didn't ya see my post?

 

[Fëanor]

Didn't ya see my post?

you have a keen grasp of the obvious