What Happens Next?

[ggganz]

anyway, back to the story...
So after I shouted "Klaatu barada nikto!!" the funny-shaped lizard-like albino blacksheep rolled itself into a ball and rolled at me.

 

[Fëanor]

but instead of running away like any sane person would i...

 

[JustinianVII]

...jumped on it by a pogo stick, and then...

 

[ggganz]

crushed it to death with the pogo stick. It ended up looking like a donut.

 

[Fëanor]

I begun to pogo my way home when...

 

[Endwar 005]

A Blue portal opened beneath me, though it was sheathed in blue, meaning...

 

[Swedishguy]

...red will make it purple. I was stabbed, and very red blood touched the portal, and...

 

[Catharsis]

...the portal filed a sexual harassment claim against the very red blood. The person that stabbed me was the strangest person I ever saw: his...

 

[Endwar 005]

Head seemed transparent. I reached out to touch it, when...

 

[salty mud]

My body was absorbed through his eye sockets at light speed...

 

[warpus]

and I ended up at grandma's applebutter farm. I proceeded to

 

[Fëanor]

grandma's kitchen where...

 

[ggganz]

there was a strong magnetic field which caused the pogo stick to...

 

[Fëanor]

turn green because...

 

[ggganz]

green is the opposite of red which is the color of blood, and it's also the color of the vortex plus the color of grandma's applebutter.

 

[Catharsis]

Obviously.

 

[salty mud]

Not obviously. I was red-green colour blind, which meant...

 

[Gladinia]

It looked at me balefully

 

[salty mud]

It looked at me balefully

And then cried out, "My horse for a kingdom! MY HORSE FOR A KINGDOM!!!"

 

[oneperson]

King Richard III arrived shortly afterwards, and stated:

You Fool! That's not how it goes!