What Happens Next?

[Splime]

Then, his mother came, and...

 

[salty mud]

Sent him to bed for being a bad boy and getting his lines wrong. However...

 

[ggganz]

he escaped by MacGyvering the apple butter into an explosive.

 

[JustinianVII]

He then journeyed off into the distance, on a bigger, more powerful pogo stick, deciding to...

 

[ggganz]

run away from the army of Headcrabs that...

 

[Fëanor]

he thought had been wiped out.

 

[Endwar 005]

But were instead twice their size because...

 

[Gladinia]

of the mutant...

 

[Swedishguy]

...mutant that had a...

 

[Catharsis]

...redundancy complex. It reared up on its...

 

[Endwar 005]

Tail and sprung _____ feet into the...

 

[Gladinia]

four tenchars

 

[Joe Harker]

sticky custard...

 

[salty mud]

And this now makes no sense what-so-ever!

 

[ggganz]

GOOD!!!

 

[Fëanor]

the custard had an acid-like effect on the poor creature.
As it died a horrible death it screamed...

 

[sepamu92]

"Dude, I'm totally tripping out right now!"

 

[mythmonster2]

until a guy jumped out on a motorcycle and saved him, he took off his mask and revealed himself to be...
(What? Its already making no sense before this.)

 

[ggganz]

the purple-shirted eye stabber.
(sorry for not being original)

 

[Endwar 005]

I asked him where he got that rad hat, but then he...