What Happens Next?

[Endwar 005]

But before he finished, he was thrown off a cliff by marines... I can't believe they did that and LAUGHED

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Mohammed ibn Said looked out from a window on the Berlaymont. It has been done, he thought as he was surveying the cityscape. The dream of my ancestors realized. There was a knock on the door.
"Come in."
"We are ready, Grand Ayatollah."
"Good. You are dismissed."
Mohammed looked out again. Time to bring down the Great Satan.

 

[lutzj]

A wing of F-15 fighters instantly destroyed everything within a one-mile radius.

 

[Endwar 005]

Except...(10chars)

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

the city of Brussels.

An invasion fleet steamed towards the US.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

And a massive chinese chef turned it into steamed pork buns.

He then...

 

[Endwar 005]

Ate himself. Which caused all of mankind to...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

attack the United States.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

In response to the threat, the United States launched a massive nuclear strike against...

 

[Enkidu Warrior]

Liechtenstein

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

which had an SDI network that annihilated all the nukes. Its laser satellites then proceeded to lay waste to most of the continental United States.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

So the US relocated its capital to Hawaii, bringing its entire population with it. The weight of all these people on such a small area...

 

[oneperson]

Knocked the planet off its axis, causing Earth to crash into...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Mars. This caused much devastation to the United States.

 

[lutzj]

Fortunately, Hawaii is only one state and was able to avoid harm.

 

[Endwar 005]

The martians, however, all died.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Every non-American was happy.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

All the Americans decided that Martians would make excellent substitutes for beef and pork, and proceeded to...

 

[Daftpanzer]

... drool at the thought of tasy martian burgers. President Obama made a speech on national television:

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

"Chuck Norris is dead."