what is the funniest shirt youve ever seen

[Grille]

Originally posted by china444
'Inside this biker body, there is a hot lesbian inside'

Originally posted by Sim_One
"Stop staring at my breasts...touch them."

Was it front and back of the same shirt?

 

[Brewster]

At a local beer festival, one of the breweries had some funny shirts on sale. The line on the back read

"You're liver is evil, it must be punished"

 

[Chris85]

I have a plain gray t-shirt that says "Never judge a person by their T-shirt" in black lettering.

My friend bought a T-shirt at the Mall of America that says:

"Stop the bus, let my friend Jack off."

 

[Siegmund]

Growing up in eastern Idaho, I remember some of the tourist trap shops selling T-shirts with a sketch of the mountains on them and the words "These are the Grand Tetons" written across the chest.

Sad part was that almost noone understood why it was so funny.

 

[napoleon526]

 

[GotD?]

On a T shirt there was the McDonald's logo and right underneath it it said
Marijuana Billions and Billions stoned

 

[Irish Caesar]

On the back of a biker's shirt:

"If you can read this, the b!tch fell off."

 

[puglover]

My friend has a shirt that says...

Don't annoy the unmedicated person!

 

[GotD?]

FDNY Keep back 200 feet. The funny thing about it was, that a very fat person was wearing it.

 

[Dboating]

The all time classic had to be Homer Simpson wearing a "Witness Relocation Program" T-Shirt

Another good one is: written in very small print: "Nosey little f####r aren't you!"

 

[Bose]

"I don't get angry, I get stabby"

 

[John Bull]

Originally posted by Panda
'Will f*ck for beer.'

i have 1 of those!

 

[Matrix]

I have a T-shirt which says:

To do is to be
- Socrates
To be is to do
- Sartre
Do be do be do
- Sinatra

 

[GenghisK]

There were funny pics posted around here showing a blond with nice boobs and a shirt saying: I wish those were brains.
Another one = you naughty boy. Come to my room.

And also a motorguy "if you can read this, the f*** b**tch fell off my moto

 

[Matrix]

And this is one for a woman on the back of a moto: "If you can read this the dork won't let me drive."

Oh, and a friend of mine's got the T-shirt:
I'M HOME
TAKE ME DRUNK

And from a catalog:
- A T-shirt with the male symbol on it, and in the ring "30 cm"
- "Barbie is a slut"
- "Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?"
- "I want to do my part to make the world a better place, but murder is illegal."
- "I'm lost! Please take me home with you."
- "I'm only here for the beer"
- "I keep missing my ex. But my aim is getting better."
- "My fantasy: 2 men. 1 cooking 1 cleaning"
- "Kurt, did it hurt?"
- "I'm naturally blonde please speak slowly"
- "Sperminator"
- "Titanic * 1912 * swim team"
- "You're just jealous 'cause the little voices are talking to me"

 

[Darkness]

Originally posted by Matrix
And from a catalog:
- A T-shirt with the male symbol on it, and in the ring "30 cm"
- "Barbie is a slut"
- "Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?"
- "I want to do my part to make the world a better place, but murder is illegal."
- "I'm lost! Please take me home with you."
- "I'm only here for the beer"
- "I keep missing my ex. But my aim is getting better."
- "My fantasy: 2 men. 1 cooking 1 cleaning"
- "Kurt, did it hurt?"
- "I'm naturally blonde please speak slowly"
- "Sperminator"
- "Titanic * 1912 * swim team"
- "You're just jealous 'cause the little voices are talking to me"

That's the "Large Popmerchandising" catalog, right?
I've got it too... There's great shirts in there...

 

[Matrix]

Yes.

 

[Spudley]

To err is human... To moo bovine!