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Canada should be in. It is the only G8 country not to have its own civ in any Civ game.
Canada should be in. It is the only G8 country not to have its own civ in any Civ game.
Canada fails on A) diversity and B) world contribution. Not that Canada isn't freaking awesome (Vimy Ridge alone proves that, as well as Eskimos and the CN Tower and shizzle) but I don't think it has yet become important enough to be a civ.
Nice post, though most such "oddball" civs aren't ones you'd think of in advance necessarily - they're civs that turn out to be interesting because of certain mechanics, but predictive/most wanted threads won't pick them up.
On the Inuit, though, a boring civ is precisely what I'd expect. They only make sense with a snow or at best tundra bias, and that intrinsically pigeonholes them as a "civ that gets a boost to make bad terrain useful" civ a la Russia or Morocco (anyone think Russia's among the more interesting civs? No? Thought not). What's more they'd start with such poor terrain that they'd need to devote most of their uniques just to making terrain no one else wants comparable with the basic terrain everyone else gets, rather than doing anything interestingly different.
Which leads to the second problem: if you have a civ that's specialised in terrain no one else wants, you end up playing a rather non-interactive game since no one's going to be coveting your territory or having much other reason to value or interact with you (not so far removed from the Inuit in reality), and you aren't needing to compete with other players for their territory or to claim choice spots before they get there. I'd also expect replayability to be extremely limited due to the way snow is arrayed on maps - you're going to be settling a lot in a line along the poles, largely irrespective of what else is happening on the map.
Sure, you may want to break out of the polar regions to colonise other areas, since that's bound to be as good for you as for anyone else, but then you raise the question "So, what's the point of having an Inuit civ, again?" A Venice comparison may indeed be apt - I loved the idea in principle, but playing Venice is astonishingly dull, and not just because the civ appears overpowered.
This is why I'm against the Inuit particularly: in principle it's a stupid idea for a civ, but much more significantly I can't envisage a practical way of making them interesting without sacrificing the whole point of an Inuit civ - i.e. an association with an otherwise useless terrain type. Inuit's an idea that looks superficially "cool, no one's done that so it's a great idea!" but on examination is likely to produce the reaction "Ah, now I see why no one's done that - it's actually a pretty terrible idea".
In principle I can see ways to make Sumer quite unique, because really it was - this is a society that developed the first lasting urban centres, not an established society that sent out settlers on a predefined mission to found new colonies. It could have a new form of city settlement without going the Venice route; perhaps a UA that allows a Worker to found a Civ IV-style "cottage" that over time grows into a city. Something that really gives the feel of growing a civ completely from scratch.
Canada fails on A) diversity and B) world contribution. Not that Canada isn't freaking awesome (Vimy Ridge alone proves that, as well as Eskimos and the CN Tower and shizzle) but I don't think it has yet become important enough to be a civ.
Totally. I mean... what has Canada ever contributed to the world?We've never invented anything.
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Israel and Tibet would actually make the most sense. I vote for those two. Screw the controversy!
It is an apartheid state created by the ethnic cleansing of the native Palestinian people. I do not recognize it. I wait for the day when all of Palestine will be returned non-violently to the Palestinian people.
Was Peacekeeping and the UN not good enough for you?
Totally. I mean... what has Canada ever contributed to the world?We've never invented anything.
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And THIS kind of controversy is exactly why we say we can't have Israel as civ people...
Yup. Modern Israel is too controversial and Ancient Israel is too debateably unimportant.
Was Peacekeeping and the UN not good enough for you?
Well, I do think the Merkava would make a very good UU. While there's certainly a debate overall about Israel's influence, its military influence today is undeniably significant.