TNG
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
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china444
Ain't no thang
Originally posted by cgannon64
CHINA444:spam spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspampam. Oh...what did you say about a chicken? Oh yes...he crossed the road to stock up on spam!
I resent that.
I am not THAT spam-dependent.
TNG
Sad, sad little man
But you are somewhat of a spammer.
cgannon64
BOB DYLAN'S ROCKIN OUT!
Originally posted by china444
I resent that.
I am not THAT spam-dependent.
Well I'm not that argument-dependent...and I have evidence to prove it! 
china444
Ain't no thang
China444 shifts eyes around room.
*Whistles*
China444-
Wow, I really dis myself.
Aphex_Twin
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I really wonder who the spammer is... 
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MrPresident
Anglo-Saxon Liberal
MrPresident: Since when do chickens know what is and what isn't a road? And since when do chickens have reasons for doing anything? It is not like they have to justify their actions to anyone.
"Well Dad, you see, I wanted to get to the other side."
"But son, don't you know how many of us chickens are killed on roads every year. It is very dangerous."
"Stop telling me what to do! You're always doing that!"
"I just don't want you to get hurt, that is all."
"Oh, Dad!"
"Oh, son!"
[Big family hug and high-volume emotional music]
Too far?
"Well Dad, you see, I wanted to get to the other side."
"But son, don't you know how many of us chickens are killed on roads every year. It is very dangerous."
"Stop telling me what to do! You're always doing that!"
"I just don't want you to get hurt, that is all."
"Oh, Dad!"
"Oh, son!"
[Big family hug and high-volume emotional music]
Too far?
nihilistic
Intergalatic Delivery Boy
Q :Why did the chicken cross the road?
Pierre de Fermat:
1: I just don't have room here to give the full explanation.
2: It did not fit on the margin on this side.
3: Crossing the road was the path with the minimum value of
propagation time.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Godel: It cannot be proved whether the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the chicken crossed the road?
Paul Erdos: It was forced to do so by the chicken-hole principle.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other ... er, um ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.
Q. Why did the quantum chicken cross the road?
A. It was already on both sides of the road!
Why did the egg cross the road?
Because it had the inclination.
Pierre de Fermat:
1: I just don't have room here to give the full explanation.
2: It did not fit on the margin on this side.
3: Crossing the road was the path with the minimum value of
propagation time.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Godel: It cannot be proved whether the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the chicken crossed the road?
Paul Erdos: It was forced to do so by the chicken-hole principle.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other ... er, um ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.
Q. Why did the quantum chicken cross the road?
A. It was already on both sides of the road!
Why did the egg cross the road?
Because it had the inclination.
nihilistic
Intergalatic Delivery Boy
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hubble:
There are two possibilities: One that the distance between the chicken and
the side of the road that it was on before it crossed is expanding, and the
other, that the distance is contracting, and will collapse on itself.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Darwin2: A: The fittest chickens cross the road.
Q :Why did the chicken cross the road?
Evolutionist: Pure chance.
Evolutionist: Only the fittest chickens survive crossing the road.
Creationist: God created the chicken on the other side of the road. There
is no proof it ever was on this side.
Q: Why did the graduate student cross the road?
A: He was writing his dissertation on the chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Rene Descartes: It had sufficient reason to believe it was dreaming anyway.
Hubble:
There are two possibilities: One that the distance between the chicken and
the side of the road that it was on before it crossed is expanding, and the
other, that the distance is contracting, and will collapse on itself.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Darwin2: A: The fittest chickens cross the road.
Q :Why did the chicken cross the road?
Evolutionist: Pure chance.
Evolutionist: Only the fittest chickens survive crossing the road.
Creationist: God created the chicken on the other side of the road. There
is no proof it ever was on this side.
Q: Why did the graduate student cross the road?
A: He was writing his dissertation on the chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Rene Descartes: It had sufficient reason to believe it was dreaming anyway.
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