Wisdom and Stupidity of Orient.

[benjdm]

Pretty good.

 

[LKendter]

Is there any story writter who isn't after an ego boast

Please confirm you read these seems a very common theme.:crazyeyes

 

[das]

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Part V – The Move on Pacific – Taiwan.

Ready…

Steady…

Go!

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BROADCOAST

The race for Pacific Ocean begins!

As you may see, Malay and half of Sumatra is already Indian!

But wait a minute! What is this?

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NOTCOAST

Our first target is Taiwan. I was order to take charge of JCA and CSR in Tientsin.

Our plan was like this. First, we will send two JPCF Galleys with one CSR and three JCA Regiments to Northern Taiwan. First, we will land “Samurai” Regiments and fortify them in order to defeat all the Barbarian attacks. After destroying all the Barbarians, we will land a CSR and built the city in South Taiwan.

Meanwhile, our JPCF Caravel will be waiting in Southern Taiwan, and the Samurais will go to the Caravel, while JPCF Galley will already take two other CSRs to Philippines, and the Caravel will take the Samurais there!

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BROADCOAST

It seems that Japanese are sending the Galley to Taiwan!

Are they that stupid? Using galleys to conquer Islands!

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NOTCOAST

Then the Barbarians closed our theoretical beachhead, and we had to land in South…

Anyway, we landed!

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BROADCOAST

Wait, they have Samurais here!

Meanwhile, the Indians incite a revolt in Babylonian Colony of Sippar in Eastern Sumatra, and gained it.

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NOTCOAST

Timeline of Taiwan conquest:

All dates After the Cookies:

1260 – Three JCA Regiments landed in South Taiwan. The JPCF Caravel has reached the required position.

1265 – With just small causalities, the Samurai Regiments destroyed all the Taiwanese barbarians, and the CSR was sent to build the city of Tai Wang.

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BROADCOAST

Well, the Taiwan is Japanese, but what will Indians do against that?

Find out next, you lucky people!

Meanwhile, the Japanese enter the Industrial Ages!

And also, they won the naval battle against Philippines at Luzon Island!

Not to mention that Magellan become the first man to cross the Magellan Strait, Imperial Swimming Pool, Imperial Palace of Tokyo, Japan!

Oh boy, oh boy, it looks like the Japanese are quickly modernizing!

 

[das]

273 views, and 38 (I think) replies. Hmm... strange...

 

[das]

Next update - tommorow, even if no one reads it!

 

[das]

283 Views and 24 Replies. And much of those replies are mine. I will just have to wait until soem more replies. Sorry, but I need at least 1 human being in audience...

 

[shdwlord]

Would a shadow do instead of a human being?

 

[Thrawn]

Keep posting.

 

[das]

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Part VI – The Move On Pacific – Java and Philippines.


Ready…

Several, several, several…

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BROADCOAST

Aha! The Japanese are going sneaky!

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NOTCOAST

Who do you call sneaky?!

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BROADCOAST

Okay, okay! Not sneaky, smart and cunning, perhaps?

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NOTCOAST

That’s better!

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BROADCOAST

Can we get on with this?

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NOTCOAST

Okay.

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BROADCOAST

Agreed.

Aha! The Japanese getting smarter and quite cunning, too!

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NOTCOAST

That’s better!

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BROADCOAST

My pleasure.

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NOTCOAST

Anyway, we had cunning plan.

While we will move our Samurais to Philippines, but also, we will send one CSR to Java! I don’t know why would we want to get Java, but that’s superior’s orders!

On 1270…

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BROADCOAST

Aha! The Japanese are landing in Northern Philippines, and decide to fortify on their positions, while fending off Phillipinians!

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NOTCOAST

You got it!

We’re going to take Philippines.

And on 1270, a lot of bad Phillipinians fell to our Sams (I don’t mean any Uncles or AA Turrets, you know!).

And after 5 years, we’ve raided Luzon itself!

On 1280 AD, we’ve taken it! And then, we’ve rebuilt it with Japanese population!

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BROADCOAST

Are you sure?

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NOTCOAST

Yep!

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BROADCOAST

Then continue please! I am enjoying this story!

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NOTCOAST

Okay, already!

So we will outmaneuver the enemy horsemen, and surround them!

Oh no! They ransacked our CSR and killed a lot of pretty impressive Samurais!

Also, the Indians stole Java from our hands!

But on 1290, we’ve defeated some more Phillipinians.

And in eastern Java, very soon, we’ve built the city of Tzingok.

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BROADCOAST

But some more brave Samurais of Japan die in Philippines, totally expelling Japanese from there.

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NOTCOAST

But we’re building a lot more Samurais!

And also, we’re sending two new settlers to Philippines, in order to gain Philippines peacefully without any causality.

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BROADCOAST

Nice plan there, Shotoku!

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NOTCOAST

Don’t mention it!

Aha, the Phillipinians horsemen are too late to kill our settlers, and we will be able to start building our first city on Philippines!

Meanwhile, we’ve landed a settler on Palawan Island!

Our first city on Philippines was in the north, and it was named Shotkyo!

And when the Phillipinians attacked us, we’ve managed bribe them off!

Our second settler on Palawan found the city of Spiceyo, in year 1325 AD!

We’ve bribed off even more Phillipinians!

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BROADCOAST

And an unrelated story – Persian city of Dariush Kabir in Siberia has rebelled against the Persian government, and joined the Japanese, under new name – Drekbya. Nice name!

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NOTCOAST

Thanks!

And by 1360 AD, we had yet another CSR in southern Philippines!

On the same year, our scholars discovered new ideology, named Communism! It gives Police Station City Improvement, and two new kinds of government – Militarism and Communism! I have no idea what is this all stuff about…

Also, after 5 years, we not only managed to learn Tokugawa how to wear kimono, and dance in Iroquois Style, but also we’ve built city of Kotogo in Southern Philippines!

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BROADCOAST

So, now Eastern Java and Philippines are also conquered by Japan! Ahem, Indians! Are you going to do something already, or no?!

I am serious! Indians! Contact! Wake Up! Come on…

 

[das]

An update soon!

 

[das]

Update tommorow!

 

[das]

So who will read it?

 

[das]

There were some problems in my saved game. Oh well!

 

[scowny]

your story is nice.... a little weird... and slightly confusing.

but also funny. funny funny funny.

post more!

 

[philippe]

nice story das