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Monty! 
World On Fire (K-Mod)
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SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
War mon gerwar mon!
Radio Noer
The Devourer
Simba: Well, looks like he's updating again.
Simba: So, missionary, what have you found out?
Confucian Missionary: I found that there's a lot of land out there, I also discovered that my true calling is to teach others of Confucianism
Simba: What? NOOOOOOOOOO!
Confucian Missionary: I'm sorry Simba.
The Confucian Missionary commits suicide in Pasargadae, making everybody in the town believe his religion.
Simba: I'll miss that little missionary, he was such a good scout.
Gandhi Potter: Hey, could I get a Compass from you?
Simba: Well can you?
Gandhi Potter: May I please get a compass from you?
Simba: I would have given it to you for free had you not been so gramatically inaccurate to begin with. I demand a Calendar
Gandhi Potter: Fine, but once I discover Magic, I'm coming for you!
Simba: Hey Monty...
Monty: WAR GER MON GER WARMON!!!
Portugawa: Oh no! He's devolving! Quick Simba, throw him some letters to confuse him so we can escape!
Simba: Good idea! *throws Alphabet at Monty*
Monty: WAR GER GER MON GER WAR WAR MON'AR!
Portugawa: I think we're ok now.
Simba: How can you be sure?
Portugawa: An hourglass popped up above our lands, surely that's a good sign.
Simba: Also, we got Civil Service, which means Macemen, which means one step closer to world domination!
Simba: So, missionary, what have you found out?
Confucian Missionary: I found that there's a lot of land out there, I also discovered that my true calling is to teach others of Confucianism
Simba: What? NOOOOOOOOOO!
Confucian Missionary: I'm sorry Simba.
The Confucian Missionary commits suicide in Pasargadae, making everybody in the town believe his religion.
Simba: I'll miss that little missionary, he was such a good scout.
Gandhi Potter: Hey, could I get a Compass from you?
Simba: Well can you?
Gandhi Potter: May I please get a compass from you?
Simba: I would have given it to you for free had you not been so gramatically inaccurate to begin with. I demand a Calendar
Gandhi Potter: Fine, but once I discover Magic, I'm coming for you!
Simba: Hey Monty...
Monty: WAR GER MON GER WARMON!!!
Portugawa: Oh no! He's devolving! Quick Simba, throw him some letters to confuse him so we can escape!
Simba: Good idea! *throws Alphabet at Monty*
Monty: WAR GER GER MON GER WAR WAR MON'AR!
Portugawa: I think we're ok now.
Simba: How can you be sure?
Portugawa: An hourglass popped up above our lands, surely that's a good sign.
Simba: Also, we got Civil Service, which means Macemen, which means one step closer to world domination!
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
nice solution to monty 
Radio Noer
The Devourer
Played another section, now the world is starting to burn...
Radio Noer
The Devourer
It was just another day until the worst possible thing happened, Simba broke his nose.
Simba: Hey, Portugawa, is my nose supposed to feel crooked?
Portugawa: Oh my goodness, you should get that fixed.
Simba: With what?
Portugawa: Well, we just discovered Metal Casting, perhaps a metal nose cast would help?
Simba: Whatever happened to plaster?
Portugawa: It hasn't been invented yet.
Portugawa: You look ridiculous now!
Simba: Shut up, this isn't very confortable
Portugawa: I know, we'll call you...Tycho
Simba: Why?
Portugawa: I heard of this guy on a different planet who had the bridge of his nose cut off in a fight and had a metal prosthetic nose, therefore, you're now Tycho.
Tycho: Fine, but as soon as this is off I demand a new name! (This is the point where the good old readers suggest a name!)
Tycho: Anyways, I better see if Monty is finished gnawing on the Alphabet.
Monty: WAR *burp* Ger.
Tycho: Amazing, he seems almost civilized now, less caps at least.
Monty: war ger ger mong
Tycho: Oh, you want pigs? Give me two shinies every couple years and you have a deal.
Gandhi Potter: You know, I could use Metal Casting too, my leg is broken and it's really not conducive to movement.
Tycho: And a huge, bulky metal cast is?
Gandhi Potter: I don't understand the question.
Tycho: Well, there you go. Hey, you don't mind if I take these technologies while you're immobilized in that massive cast, do you?
Gandhi Potter: Curse you TYCHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Simba: Hey, Portugawa, is my nose supposed to feel crooked?
Portugawa: Oh my goodness, you should get that fixed.
Simba: With what?
Portugawa: Well, we just discovered Metal Casting, perhaps a metal nose cast would help?
Simba: Whatever happened to plaster?
Portugawa: It hasn't been invented yet.
Portugawa: You look ridiculous now!
Simba: Shut up, this isn't very confortable
Portugawa: I know, we'll call you...Tycho
Simba: Why?
Portugawa: I heard of this guy on a different planet who had the bridge of his nose cut off in a fight and had a metal prosthetic nose, therefore, you're now Tycho.
Tycho: Fine, but as soon as this is off I demand a new name! (This is the point where the good old readers suggest a name!)
Tycho: Anyways, I better see if Monty is finished gnawing on the Alphabet.
Monty: WAR *burp* Ger.
Tycho: Amazing, he seems almost civilized now, less caps at least.
Monty: war ger ger mong
Tycho: Oh, you want pigs? Give me two shinies every couple years and you have a deal.
Gandhi Potter: You know, I could use Metal Casting too, my leg is broken and it's really not conducive to movement.
Tycho: And a huge, bulky metal cast is?
Gandhi Potter: I don't understand the question.
Tycho: Well, there you go. Hey, you don't mind if I take these technologies while you're immobilized in that massive cast, do you?
Gandhi Potter: Curse you TYCHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
Well, he did say "curse" 
nice update! And can I suggest Samuel?
nice update! And can I suggest Samuel?
clearmurky
Emperor
Olafsville
Brandongrad
Epicopolis
Maxwaronia
Ponyland
Tychopolis
Dumaniosia
Jwitton
Snipervile
PoP's Lennongrad
Fixed.
Brandongrad
Epicopolis
Maxwaronia
Ponyland
Tychopolis
Dumaniosia
Jwitton
Snipervile
PoP's Lennongrad
Fixed.
Radio Noer
The Devourer
It was the dawning of a new day and Tycho/Simba/??? looked out the window and addressed Portugawa.
Simba/Tycho/???: Well, the cast is off, what shall my new name be?
Portugawa: Why are you looking out the window instead of at me?
Simba/Tycho/???: I thought it would be (turns head slowly) more dramatic.
Portugawa: Well, we got a whole one vote, and it was for Samuel, so that's what it is.
Simba/Tycho/???: One vote? Seriously, just one?
Portugawa: Well, we don't have a democracy yet, so it's actually a miracle this voter wasn't throw into prison.
Simba/Tycho/???: Well, was there a hanging chad or something? Anything but Samuel
.
Portugawa: No, we don't even have chads or anything, you're now Samuel.
Samuel:
Ok, I'll just have to embrace it. By the way, I'm King Samuel now.
Portugawa: Already regrowing a big head?
Samuel: No, it's just that we adopted Hereditary Rule and the only appropriate title for a hereditary ruler is "King"
Portugawa: Would you like to write that down?
Samuel: What? What are you talking about?
Portugawa: Well, we discovered something...
Samuel: What is it?
Portugawa: Are you ready?
Samuel: The excitement is killing me, just tell me what it is!
Portugawa: It's...PAPER!
Samuel:
Paper? You got me all excited for paper? I hate you.
Portugawa: You'll hate me more after this then.
Samuel: What is it now?
Portugawa: You have a paper cut.
Samuel:
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It hurts so bad!
Samuel: Quick, build me a hospital with the Construction we just learned how to do!
Portugawa:
Our country has a long, long way to go.
Simba/Tycho/???: Well, the cast is off, what shall my new name be?
Portugawa: Why are you looking out the window instead of at me?
Simba/Tycho/???: I thought it would be (turns head slowly) more dramatic.
Portugawa: Well, we got a whole one vote, and it was for Samuel, so that's what it is.
Simba/Tycho/???: One vote? Seriously, just one?
Portugawa: Well, we don't have a democracy yet, so it's actually a miracle this voter wasn't throw into prison.
Simba/Tycho/???: Well, was there a hanging chad or something? Anything but Samuel
.Portugawa: No, we don't even have chads or anything, you're now Samuel.
Samuel:
Ok, I'll just have to embrace it. By the way, I'm King Samuel now.Portugawa: Already regrowing a big head?
Samuel: No, it's just that we adopted Hereditary Rule and the only appropriate title for a hereditary ruler is "King"
Portugawa: Would you like to write that down?
Samuel: What? What are you talking about?
Portugawa: Well, we discovered something...
Samuel: What is it?
Portugawa: Are you ready?
Samuel: The excitement is killing me, just tell me what it is!
Portugawa: It's...PAPER!
Samuel:
Paper? You got me all excited for paper? I hate you.Portugawa: You'll hate me more after this then.
Samuel: What is it now?
Portugawa: You have a paper cut.
Samuel:
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It hurts so bad!
Samuel: Quick, build me a hospital with the Construction we just learned how to do!
Portugawa:
Our country has a long, long way to go.ashesinthedawn
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Amusing update 
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
I don't see why he hates the name Samuel. I don't
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