Earth 18-- As England, I took over Paris; later I piss Catherine off by refusing a demand and she DOWs a few turns after, bribes Julius in and they both close on Paris. Her stack consists of horse archers, and some macemen/siege and such. It's extremely backwards compared to me, but the numbers are pretty big and I only have a few redcoats and some random longbowmen. Since I knew Catherine was on my case, I whipped a castle in the meantime (lol, yea who builds those things?) to buy some time so I can create and ship more units from the island.
For some inexplicable reason, She sends all her horse units ahead of her army into my redcoats, leading to some pretty lol results. WTH? the rest of her army is two tiles away from Paris. You couldn't wait a little more?
Then Julius comes with like a couple praets and a few siege weapons. That would be have been great like 1000 years ago. Why are you even in this war?
In the end they suicided their entire armies in to mildly damage a couple of my units. I also sacrificed about 3 catapults for some collateral on them. That's the most pathetic excuse of a war I've seen. Thanks for Rome, though. That was also my first and only use of a castle.