YoshIOT

WHAT...

Messenger: Emperor, Emperor!
Epic I: Fine, what is it. Hurry up, because I'm busy celebrating my inevitable conquest of San Francisco.
Messenger: Um...
Epic I: Bad news? :mad:
Messenger: Your Epicness, the Epic Army has failed to conquer San Francisco.
Epic I: WHAAAAAAAAAAT? EPIC... RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! [pissed]
Messenger: Your Epicness! Please don't behead me! :bowdown: :bowdown:
Epic I: SILENCE! Tell the Council to divert all possible funding into military technology... IMMEDIATELY!
Messenger: Yes, Your Epicness! :hide:
Later, at a council meeting...
Councilman: But Your Epicness, diverting funds to technology means we can't found a city!
Epic I: Who needs to found cities when you can just conquer them! :mwaha:
Councilman: But... I don't like that plan..
Epic I: [pissed] WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH! *presses button*
Other Councilmen: :run:
*Knife flies out of wall and stabs the Councilman in the back.
Councilman: :backstab: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Epic I: That's what you get for not agreeing with me! Now to get war plans set up!

Orders:
Research ATT 2
Claims:
Spoiler :
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Rest into Population
Continue to attack San Francisco
 

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Argh. Son of a... Jesus Christ. But... Yosh, The UAE Doesn't even have a nearby territory, nor naval tech which they need to expand to Lisbon directly!!!
He didn't need a naval tech, he attacked by land
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I never stated restrictions on the distance you could attack by land. Dhoom pointed that out when he PM'ed me his war plans.
 
A population boom in the city of Yerevan had been able to make the city a bigger place, while the scientists had put more research into military technology.

Yerevan has five people, put whatever is left in to Military Attacking techs.
 
He didn't need a naval tech, he attacked by land
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I never stated restrictions on the distance you could attack by land. Dhoom pointed that out when he PM'ed me his war plans.

:dubious:
 
Yoshi, there should be a penalty to attack for attacking from such a freakishly long route. otherwise, you could have just as good a chance of attacking lisbon from madrid when you attack from Seoul.
 
I agree even more :mad:
 
Also, it makes it so that people who didn't start in the old world (europe, asia, or africa) are much weaker because they can't attack like that.
also, maintenance should be added, to prevent REXing, such as dhoom is doing.
 
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188 YC
Expansion
15 new provinces = 15 YC
1 new city; Düsseldorf = 70 YC
(Exp. trait)(black dot)
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103 YC
Population
Düsseldorf: +2 = 20 YC

83 YC
Technology
Culture: 32 YC
Economic: 35 YC
Defense: 16 YC

 
Feel the power of the United African Empire! Fear the alacrity of our yellow-clad Impi Warriors, rivalled in speed only by the troops of the most mighty of great leaders, Shaka! If that is the power of Attack Tech 2, imagine what our warriors could do with Attack Tech 10!

OOC: Actually, anyone can send their military out against a far-away empire, as long as they can reach the other empire by land via neutral territory or through the territory of another nation with whom you have Open Borders.

If you want to attack an area that cannot be reached by land thus, then by my understanding, you need Naval Tech 3, which is the tech connecting the Americas, EMEAA (Europe + Middle East + Asia + Africa), and Oceania/Australia to each other.



A message to Jaume III (JoanK):
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Dearest Jaume III,

It is unfortunate that you saw fit to end our negotiations before they were properly concluded. As such, we saw no choice but to send our own warriors out in the conquest of Lisbon. Should your nation still have its eyes set on Morocco, we encourage you to get in touch with us.

Prime Minister Dhoomstriker
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also, maintenance should be added, to prevent REXing
There are already two mechanics in place, from my understanding:
a) Far-off Cities can potentially revolt from a non-Spiritual nation and form their own City States
AND
b) A player can invest in Cultural Techs, which can cause territories that are relatively near to their Cities to be culturally-subsumed, meaning that if someone expands on the doorstep of another player's City, then that City may end up culturally capturing said terrotiries, which has a greater chance of that happening the more Cultural Techs your nation invests in



Once again, the United African Empire reaches out its hand in friendship to all player nations and NPC nations. Those who wish to deal equitably with our nation will be treated with respect and trust.



Prime Minister: What sort of information do we have available on the other nations in our world?

Chief Scientist: Well, we can tell exactly how many YCs each nation has invested in a particular tech path.

Prime Minister: That information is interesting but it is also very hard to decipher. Can you not present it in a format that is easier to understand?

Chief Scientist: I do not know what you mean. You have info on everyone's spending, what more could you want?

Prime Minister: Well, for starters, it would be nice to know what tech level each nation has achieved. It should not be too difficult for your staff to automatically calculate this data and present it in an easy-to-read format.

Chief Scientist: Ohhhh, hmmm, yes, I can see how such information would be of use.

Prime Minister: Also, it would be great to know how many YCs have been invested in the next tech level and how many YCs are required to reach that next tech level in a particular tech tree. That way, a nation would know exactly how much they would need to spend in order to advance a tech level without having to calculate it every time.

Chief Scientist: I will see what I can whip up.

OOC: Yoshi, do you think that you could give us a screenshot that depicts each nation's current level, YCs invested in the next level, and YCs remaining to achieve the next level for all techs and eras? Is that too much to ask of you?



Prime Minister: Head Cartographer! Get your butt over here!

Head Cartographer: Yes, m'lord, how may I be of service?

Prime Minister: It appears that your map is somewhat out-of-date. Take, for example, the MWACE, led by Marchus Gauditas (SamSniped). His nation has expanded to 7 additional territories by your map does not reflect this fact.

Head Cartographer: Oops. I'll get right on correcting that fact. Do you, uhhh, have any other errors or ommissions that you would like to report?

Prime Minister: What? Do I look like your personal assistant?

Head Cartographer: Not really. She has this cute little black dress that she likes to wear and in it, her legs look so gorgeous...

Prime Minister: :facepalm: Just send in the Head of Sociology.

Head of Sociology: You rang, sir?

Prime Minister: Hmm, yes, it appears that the orders of Galdar Gemietum (Gem Hound) from the Gemietum Empire were mixed up slightly. His nation expanded by 3 population points instead of the recorded 2 population points. This number should be updated in both the YC Spending and the City list.

Head of Sociology: Sir, I'll get right on it. If I can do the math correctly, that would give Galdar Gemietum 78 YCs to spend in the current year.

OOC: Yoshi, consider those two things to be items that you need to update (the map for SamSniped and the spending on population for last turn for Gem Hound).



Also, it makes it so that people who didn't start in the old world (europe, asia, or africa) are much weaker because they can't attack like that.
OOC: Each situation has its advantages and disadvantages. Starting in North America or Australia, for example, gives you a lot more isolation, allowing you to build up a huge empire before being involved in serious wars. Starting in a tightly-packed area like Europe is more likely to lead to earlier warring.

Earlier warring has its plusses and minuses--opportunities for conquest but also the chance to be conquested. It also means that you're probably going to spend more of your budget on military techs, while a more isolated nation can instead spend on economic techs.
 
ORDERS
121 YC
80 YC to advance to next era
30 YC to expand Boreaportae's population to 8
11 YC into claims (see attached).


RP-
'The capital of Boreaportae is growing too large,' Marcus thought. More and more of the locals had come to the city after finding their lands occupied, and had dreamed of this wonderful new metal that his scientists had discovered called Cyprium, after the man who discovered it, Cyprius. Suddenly a man shouted out, "Marce!"
'Ita?" he responded.
His lead alchemist came running up to him. "Movemus ad novum tempus!"
"Quid facit?" Marcus inquired.
"RNG dei inquit habemus magnos auri incrementos," The man responded.
"Bonus!" Marcus stated with glee. "Ago tibi gratias quod inquis ad me. Iam, reditus ad laboras!"
Marcus thought, 'With all this new money coming in, we can found a new city in the land of Rivuauri! I will name it Urbeaurum. However, I want to find out if the new metal Cyprium actually works as weapons, and if there is any easy way to claim all of these blasted islands!'
Spoiler Translations :
"Marcus!"
"Yes?"
"We move to a new age!"
"What does that do?"
"The RNG Gods say we get a large increases of gold."
"Good!" "I thank you because you say this to me. Now, return to work!"
Urbeaurum- City of gold
I love how I only needed Google Translate for "inceases" :D


Spoiler Future Orders :
Next Update-
178 YC (technically 178.2 YC, 26 from provinces + 120 from population * 1.1 from ECO 1 * 1.1 from new era; and I accidentally forgot to post my claims in one update so I had an extra 7 YC leftover)
100YC to build Urbeaurum in the province closest to Mayo in this map
45YC to complete Army Attack Tech 1
10YC to increase Urbeaurum's population to 2
10YC into Army Defense Tech 1
13YC into expansion (do not expand me south of the Canadian-American Border)
Bank any YC from awards

The Update After That-
270YC (technically 269.8YC, 52 from provinces, 180 from population, *1.1 from ECO 1, *1.1 from new era)
20 YC to make Urbeaurum's population grow to 4
20 YC to make Boreaportae's population grow to 10
40 YC to complete Army Defense Tech 1
100 YC to complete Army Attack Tech 2
50 YC to complete Naval Tech 1
20 YC into expansion (do not expand me south of the Canadian-American Border)
20 YC into Economy Tech 2
Leftover YC banked.

The Update After That-
382YC (technically 382.4YC, 92 from provinces, 240 from population, *1.1 from ECO 1, *1.1 from new era)
40 YC to make Urbeaurum's population grow to 8
30 YC to make Boreaportae's population grow to 13
30 YC to complete Economy Tech 2
150 YC to complete Army Attack Tech 3
50 YC to complete Culture Tech 1
160 YC to go to next era
22 YC into expansion (do not expand me south of the Canadian-American Border)


@Verarde- I approve of your avatar! GO PATS! :p
 
The Australian Democratic Monarchy

135 Total YCs
Build a new city (name: Sydney) 35 YC left
Increase Canberra's population from 6 to 7 25 YC left
Increase Sydney's poplation from 1 to 3 5 YC left
3 claims 2 YC left
2 YC into next Era 0 YC left

The location of Sydney is where the yellow square is, and my claims are in the darker green.

Spoiler :
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RP:

Verarde stood, admiring the new city that his people had built. It was a massive monument to the sea, in acknowledgement of the advances that his scientists had made in their navy. It was to be called Sydney, after the common name of the people for the cove that lay there. It was to be an excellent harbor, and Verarde had plans to make Sydney one of the world's leading places for trade and commerce.

Meanwhile, the western expansion continued. The latest report from the Domestic Council was very promising. There had been no previous inhabitants keeping their westward push from slowing, and three new colonies had been created by the Domestic Council. None of them were very highly populated, but there were enough in each province to warrant elections for representatives, which took them from being colonies to provinces. All three had something to offer the Democratic Monarchy.

Canberra continued to grow, in both size and culture. Its people had begun establishing themselves as the trendsetters of this nation, and Verarde didn't mind being in the midst of that one bit.

He turned his heel on the sea. He had new projects to explore.

@Sam Thanks mate!
 
I would like to offer a defensive pact to all nations against the United African Union. We can outnumber them if we unite.
 
I'm in.
 
OOC: Actually, anyone can send their military out against a far-away empire, as long as they can reach the other empire by land via neutral territory or through the territory of another nation with whom you have Open Borders.

If you want to attack an area that cannot be reached by land thus, then by my understanding, you need Naval Tech 3, which is the tech connecting the Americas, EMEAA (Europe + Middle East + Asia + Africa), and Oceania/Australia to each other.

I know, but that's what I have an issue with... with this concept a nation who is located in West-Europe can attack in South-East-Asia... which is ridiculous on its own, in my mind. But what is strangest for me is that it is impossible to expand peacefully into territories that don't border you but that you can attack territories that are on the other side of the world, or in this case at a distance that is just absurd... especially in the era we're playing.....
 
In fact, I thought that it shouldn't be possible to attack Lisbon for me either! Because we weren't bordering. If expansion needs bordering, then attack should need it as well.
 
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