84. You hear the first good rock riff in years and it is almost immediately ruined by some ***** who thinks she's singing.
85. Teachers enjoy talking about the outcome of german casting shows on TV more than explaining the difference between imparfait and passe composé.
86. You're eating old-fashioned, homemade-style veggies from the freezer of a local discount store for lunch, which takes place at 5.30 PM.