LittleBoots
The Bloody Banner
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After having completely dominated the world of NESLife2 through a combination of echolocation, psychic powers, and the FLYIN'-BITE-O'DOOM(tm), the Flying Squirrels proceeded to rename the planet "Bill's Revenge" for a variety of reasons, mostly related to the Creation story of the Squirrelic religion, Flyingsquirrelpsuedosurrealism headed by the Supreme Pontirex with Cheese (#1 on the Value Menu at McBill's). Having thus achieved perfect low-cost meals sold at all hours of the day in 80 billion convenient locations, they monopolized on this achievement to bring down the rest of society in a bloodless takeover of obesity-driven lethargy, whereby the rest of the populace was too fat and lazy to stop them and were content when the squirrels offered them a Adam's McRib in exchange for their right to vote. Little did they know, once the McRib hit their intestines, it turned into a McWoman and they died from this host-fatal birth reminiscent of Alien. Who are "they"? Why the repeated usage of vague pronouns without defined antecedents? What does this have to do with anything? Oh, but wouldn't you like to know!
Anyway, in a manner typical to the Squirrels, we have devolved along a tangent that makes barely any sense to the uninitiated and therefore must return to the original purpose of which this post is intended to achieve.
Right, the Flying Squirrels. So. Having thus conquered the planet, they proceeded, in a manner appropriate to their particular and peculiar idiom, to erect a Tech Lab (for the learning of that which is not yet learned), a Habitat (for the procreating of that which has not yet been procreated), and a Defense (FOR GREAT FURY!!!1!). Thus, the brilliant, psychic, echolocating, paranoid Squirrels formed the first Great Imperial Empire of the United Principalities of Greater Squirrelia, with its Imperial Capital of the Great Squirrel, Squirrelos LXVI Megas (Squirrelos the Great).
Of course, seeing as the planet was the very same planet what gave birth to a race of dominating squirrels, the planet was a green planet and quite conducive to supporting the result of the stimulated squirrelly sex drives of the pint-sized paramours of Bill's Revenge.
Great Imperial Empire of the United Principalities of Greater Squirrelia
Symbol/icon/flag of empire: Something Squirrelly
Colour scheme: Don't care
Type of starting planet: Green!
Name of starting planet: Bill's Revenge
Initial Build Orders: Habitat, Tech Lab, Defenses
Initial Orders: Procreate to provide ample colonists for the eventual squirrelic interplanetary empire of sufficient imperial majestic awesomeness.
Anyway, in a manner typical to the Squirrels, we have devolved along a tangent that makes barely any sense to the uninitiated and therefore must return to the original purpose of which this post is intended to achieve.
Right, the Flying Squirrels. So. Having thus conquered the planet, they proceeded, in a manner appropriate to their particular and peculiar idiom, to erect a Tech Lab (for the learning of that which is not yet learned), a Habitat (for the procreating of that which has not yet been procreated), and a Defense (FOR GREAT FURY!!!1!). Thus, the brilliant, psychic, echolocating, paranoid Squirrels formed the first Great Imperial Empire of the United Principalities of Greater Squirrelia, with its Imperial Capital of the Great Squirrel, Squirrelos LXVI Megas (Squirrelos the Great).
Of course, seeing as the planet was the very same planet what gave birth to a race of dominating squirrels, the planet was a green planet and quite conducive to supporting the result of the stimulated squirrelly sex drives of the pint-sized paramours of Bill's Revenge.
Great Imperial Empire of the United Principalities of Greater Squirrelia
Symbol/icon/flag of empire: Something Squirrelly
Colour scheme: Don't care
Type of starting planet: Green!
Name of starting planet: Bill's Revenge
Initial Build Orders: Habitat, Tech Lab, Defenses
Initial Orders: Procreate to provide ample colonists for the eventual squirrelic interplanetary empire of sufficient imperial majestic awesomeness.
