Random Rants 80: Computer Says No

[Synobun]

Went dancing last night and woke up with a sore back and a pain that is traveling down to my ankle. Not sure what I did, but it's very hard to walk and negotiate stairs.

The square dance must've been lit.

 

[Lemon Merchant]

Might have been the limbo too. I was a little tipsy and I forget.

 

[Takhisis]

Aren't the Irish supposed to be able to hold their liquor?

(do notice that I have no reason to pick on the Irish today of all days)

 

[Snerk]

Might have been the limbo too. I was a little tipsy and I forget.

Too bad it wasn't the bimbo.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rant: I was trying to take a plate down from the cupboard. Now the floor is covered in shattered glass.

I hear a cyber sinus infection is spreading...

When I was little, I used to think that computer viruses were literal bugs that burrowed into the computer and began chewing up the hardware.

Not really related to the subject, though

 

[Lemon Merchant]

Aren't the Irish supposed to be able to hold their liquor?

I'll refrain from the obvious joke, but yes, apparently we are. It just depends how much.

Too bad it wasn't the bimbo.

Well, it was a bimbo that I was dancing with. Pretty and all, but empty head...

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Well, it was a bimbo that I was dancing with. Pretty and all, but empty head...

Are you normally in the habit of taking MRI scanners to your parties?

 

[Lemon Merchant]

Are you normally in the habit of taking MRI scanners to your parties?

I have a portable one. It fits in my purse.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Are you normally in the habit of taking MRI scanners to your parties?

Detecting an empty head doesn't really require an MRI.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Detecting an empty head doesn't really require an MRI.

Uh, x-rays then?

 

[tjs282]

Uh, x-rays then?

Lemon's a psychiatrist: she doesn't need X-rays to see right through people...

 

[Kyriakos]

Lemon's a psychiatrist: she doesn't need X-rays to see right through people...

Let's not exaggerate here - I mean I only just got Synsensa to be on speaking terms, don't tempt me with such posts

 

[Synobun]

Sometimes I think the Greeks are talking to me. But then I take my meds and turn off the My Big Fat Greek Wedding DVD.

 

[Takhisis]

I'll refrain from the obvious joke, but yes, apparently we are. It just depends how much.

An obvious joke? Where?

(besides the obvious one that we should just call you Dr. Lemon already, I mean)

 

[Birdjaguar]

An obvious joke? Where?

(besides the obvious one that we should just call you Dr. Lemon already, I mean)

Dr. Merchant would be more appropriate. Or, perhaps, doctor merchant if she is into sales.

 

[Takhisis]

She sells doctors? Hmmm.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Lemon's a psychiatrist: she doesn't need X-rays to see right through people...

If that's the case, why do they ask people, "On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you feel today?"

It's a dumb question. You can't slot emotions and complex thoughts and feelings into a scale of numbers and have it mean anything.

Rant: There should be a law that pharmacies have to deliver on weekends. Emergencies and accidents can't just be scheduled to happen on weekdays.

 

[The_J]

I woke up completely destroyed. Didnt do anything to cause it. I basically feel sick and energy drained, without actually being sick. WTF.

This is continuing.
In contrast to Lemon's bimbo, I am actually feeling like my head is too full.
Whatever it is, it needs to go better fast, because on Thursday is the only time this year I am flying away, and I would like to enjoy that.
This also totally bombs my workout schedule .

 

[Manfred Belheim]

I bought a device that measures the air quality in my apartment. Turns out it kinda bad. So I'm shelling out for a fancy air purifier. We'll see if it makes a difference.

Not sold by the same manufacturer by any chance?

 

[Snerk]

Not sold by the same manufacturer by any chance?

Nah if it was pushing any brands or products I would have returned it.